SONG I WROTE FOR TQ

[Gagh]

TQ TQ TQ
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WIV WORDS
BUT I THINK YOU'RE A BIT OF A NAZI
CAN WE HAVE OUR PAINTINGS BACK?
NAZI TQ, NAZI TQ, NAZI TQ
THE JEWS CALLED
THEY WANT THEIR PAINTINGS BACK
YEAH
THEY WANT THEIR PAINTINGS BACK

 

[The Question]

No paintings.
AND NO SOUP FOR YOU! issed:

 

[Gagh]

OH TQ, TQ TQ
I DO NOT WANT THE SOUP
THAT YOU HAVE DEPRIVED ME OFF
YOU NAZI SWINE
IN YOUR JACKBOOTS
GO SHINE YOUR JACKBOOTS
AND MAYBE YOUR HELMET TOO
WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS
I HEAR YOU FUCKING CRY
WELL I HAVE NONE
YOU NAZI JEW-HATING SWINE
YEAH!
YOU HEARD ME
YOU NAZI JEW-HATING SWINE
FUCK YOU NAZI TQ
I AM THE MASTER ROUND HERE
NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAINTINGS
AND ALL THE LOOTED GOD
BEFORE I CALL GOEBBELS
AND TELL HIM ABOUT YOU
OH TQ, TQ TQ
YOU NAZI LOVING FOOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jews have gold.

 

[The Question]

I don't wear jackboots. Or a helmet. But, you know...

I just might. I just seem to keep doin' the time. I might as well enjoy doin' the crime.

MIGHTN'T I!!! issed:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is it matzoh ball soup?

 

[The Question]

Yes. With geswimmingpoolfilte fish.

 

[jack]

My neck is so stiff, it feels like my cock.

 

[The Question]

Is that 'cause it's stiff, or 'cause it's all covered in Almond Joy SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT ;IOHP;oih;Oigh;POu8tgolIrfYIKRFdukydfUKYrfol.UIYH;pOIUp;IOYHglui7RTFKO7UY85R6fik8

 

[CaptainWacky]

SKY MANGEL's TITTIES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEIDI KLUM WITH SANDRA BERNHARD'S LIPS AND RELIGION???

 

[CaptainWacky]

SANDRA BULLOCK IN A BUS WITH VISIBLE NIPPLE SLIP WHILE KEANU LOOKS ON AND JEFF DANIELS GETS BLOWN UP?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FAMKE JANNSEN STRIPPED, MOLESTED AND GROUND INTO JERKY AT A COMICON BEHIND THE JAVITZ CENTER?

 

[The Question]

As long as I'm the one who gets to molest her...

 

[Geedis,]

My neck is so stiff, it feels like my cock.

Talking to teens about your shrivelled dick again, Vap? For shame....

 

[The Question]

^^Shut it before I get my Wehrmacht threads on and blitzkrieg your refrigerator! issed:

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOLEVERINE CUT UP ROGUE WITH HIS CLWAS!

 

[Gagh]

I would cry if I saw that.

 

[The Question]

I would cry if I saw that.

It's true, he did! And with each swing he yelled, "RIP!" in a high, squeaky voice, so it sounded like, "RIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIP!" Which was very comical, not least because of the way Cyclops was dancing around and clapping and Professor X was squealing like a giddy schoolgirl.

 

[Gagh]

i hate you you makieing ,e cry like a girly wo.