Soon I shall feast upon the flesh of the unborn

[The Question]

I'm cooking scrambled eggs with ground beef, diced bell pepper, shredded cheese, and sour cream.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Embryos are part of a balanced breakfast. TELL YOUR EVANGELICAL FRIENDS!

 

[Dershocka]

I thought the eggs we eat are just the chicken menstrual ones, unfertilized.

Chicken periods. I thought i was eating chicken periods, not their unborn!

Ah, fuck it, now I want a omelette.