Sooner or later...

[Yub]

...everyone has to take a piss.


AB, supporting the obvious.

 

[Dr Dave]

I peed earlier

 

[Yub]

Good man. Surrender to the obvious!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surrender to the CAPTAIN OBVIOUS?

 

[Cassie]

I'm drinking beer so it's gonna be sooner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No pain, no gain.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I always take a really long piss when I first wake up.

Like Austin Powers long.

 

[Yub]

Better that than wet sheets.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT IF THEY'RE WET WITH CHILDREN'S BLOOD

 

[Dr Dave]

I once mailed a urin cake to somebody.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I'll take teh piss out of all of you.

 

[The Dork Lord]

YOU LEAVE MY PISS ALONE!

 

[Yub]

Yeah, that's my property to be disposed of when and how I see fit, you filthy thief.

 

[Dr Dave]

I bet we could trick Lohan to drink your pee.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Some people will do that without being tricked!

 

[Yub]

Like who?

No, no, wait until I get a pen and paper...

 

[The Dork Lord]

I suggest you ask everyone that when you first meet them!

Knowledge is power!

 

[Yub]

Well that was useless tidbit. I WANTED NAMES DAMMIT

 

[The Dork Lord]

You shall not get them without torture!