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space monkey

I'm thinking of getting the beer outta the fridge.
 
What kind?
 
It's Coors light.. which I hate, but I found out that putting a wedge of lime in the bottle greatly improves the taste.
 
LoL.

I hate beer, though. More into hard liquor. I saw Watermelon Bacardi at the store the other day. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Watermelon Bacardi??? Yikes!

I'd be afraid that my alcohol was giving me the DIA BEETUS.
 
Well, I like that sweet stuff. ;)
 
That was the 80s for me. Peach Schnapps, Blackberry Brandy, SoCo & 7-up...

...no wonder I gained weight.
 
That sweet stuff leads to projectile vomiting.
 
LoL. Alcohol has never made me sick except the first time I ever got drunk, when I was 17. Sitting out in the Texas heat, middle of July, drinking wine coolers. Yeah, not pretty.

Other than that, I have a very high tolerance, at least when it comes to hangovers and stuff. I'm a cheap drunk, though.
 
The last time alcohol made me vomit was when I had 8 or 9 white russians. It was disgusting, lol.
 
Holy gods! That many white russians? Whoa...

The last time I was falling down drunk (well, not falling, but I was close to tipping over when standing up) was when my parents, my sister & b-i-l, and a couple of family friends went to the Martini Ranch a few years ago. Before I moved to VA.

All that place is is flavored Martini's and I tried every single one on the menu, which was twelve. Plus, a vendor for Bacardi was there, and she was handing out free mini-martini shots!!!!!

Gods, that was fun. And bathroom was upstairs, so me and my sister (who has horrible arthritis because of her lupus) trying to walk up and down was quite a task.
 
back from the library. No Sparrow. Well, at least not the Sci-Fi one...hmmm...we should have a worst drunk thread.....
 
Did you ask the librarian? Well Did you? lol.. sorry but the book is awesome.
 
Poor Alan Smith.
 
yes. it's not fair.
and I'm too discouraged to even be pissed off any more.
 
About Alan Smith's butt or The Sparrow?
 
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