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SSgt_Sniper

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is apparently often cooked and served with Pineapple.
 
The water. I forgot to drink the water. Will someone please remind me to drink the water. More water.
 
Its hard!
 
Not really. But srsly. Seriuosly!
 
I'm going to get some water right now!
 
Damn You! Why do you have to show me up?
Can I have mine in ice form?
With some sugar
and flavor
and other things
that have nothing to do with nature
or earth
filled with preservatives
calories
junk
 
Just kidding. If someone else were here right now they would tell me that water is the something something of life. Source or something something.
 
I have cotton mouth everything is all sticky and wierd. its like a slug thats been salted.
 
Remember when I had to give up soda, and drink water constantly?

I didn't like it at first: then I got used to it.

I even got to LIKE water.
 
You will too.

Just give it a chance.
 
I used to like water.
That was when I could drink caffiene
and smoke
and drink
and
eat
 
Ok off the pity pot
 
I'm done complaining. Life could be worse. I could have no water to drink.
 
You quit smoking too?

I'm proud!
 
You'll be fine tho: I'm certain of it.
 
And I'm bored! LOL. No more vices left.
 
Well, you COULD get on MSN and shoot the breeze with me...

Or, y'know; not :P
 
Remember when I had to give up soda, and drink water constantly?

I didn't like it at first: then I got used to it.

I even got to LIKE water.


I'll never give up soda. NEVER! They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands or suck it from my decaying rotten teeth!
 
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