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TODAY, THE ASSORTED FORCES OF ETERNIA GATHERED IN ERIC CLAPTON'S MICROWAVE TO OBSERVE THE INTERESTING DRAMA UNFOLDING BEFORE THEM. NEGATIVE SPACE WAS SLOWLY FOLDING IN ORDER TO CREATE THE NEW FORM EGGS AND MATT DAMON'S FLYMO WAS PREACHING INDEPENDANCE IN ORDER TO FORM A NEW NATION WITH BILLY IDOL AND ZOE WANNAMAKER. BUT HARK! WHAT IS THIS THE TSUNAMI VAMPIRE DOES SEE! YES! IT IS A JASON ORANGE HOTWAX POTATO DEVELOPING A SUN RASH DUE TO THE WEIGHT OF THE COLLECTED WORKS OF DEAN STOCKWELL'S RABID GOAT DEALER. HOW CAN WE BATTLE THIS FOUL FIEND THAT LAYS HIS SOCKS BEFORE US PROUD MINE FIELDERS? FOR ONLY IF THE ANSWER WERE SIMPLE AND INVOLVED LESS SMURFETTE AND MORE MILKY BAR KID SHENANIGANS! ONLY TWICE BEFORE DID THE ALAN SHEARER POGO STICK STEAL AWAY THE SOUL OF FOUL RICHARD GALEN! FOR ALL AGED FICTIONAL ARCHEOLOGISTS OUT THERE, I BESEECH THE TOTEM OF TONY ROBINSON TO ROTATE THE MARIO & LUIGI WRESTLEMANIA FOAM FINGER TO STOP THE GUSHING FLOW OF CLARE RAYNER'S EVIL FLYING MONKEYS! AT LAST THE DAPHNE & CELESTE UNDERWATER COVER OF THE ENTIRE NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS HERE COME THE SEX PISTOLS ALBUM MAY BE RELEASED ON IVORY EARS FOR THE DEAD ETHIOPIAN PRINCE. SALLY FORTH MY PROUD BRETHREN - SALLY FORTH AND SPREAD WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED HERE TODAY!
