Speaking of Mistresses ...

[TheArtist]

I'm at a crossroads - do I choose the swedish woman who has had 5 kids, and shows little signs of wear and tear, yet wears a heart monitor and has a couple of ex's, or the unencumbered farm girl who likes beer and baseball and power-lifting? Assume they both hot (no, seriously) and assume they are both in their late thirties. They both work out - one at my crossfit gym, the other at my boxing gym.

SRO

 

[Brickvader]

Farm girl as long as she isn't a great bug Guernsey ready for milking.

 

[Love Child]

Farm girl.

 

[Loktar]

Swedish woman. Sex her to death. She's halfway there.

 

[The Question]

Farm girl, especially if she's a great big Guernsey ready for milking. Milk them udders, Zeke! Yeeeee-haw!

 

[Love Child]

I'm at a crossroads - do I choose the swedish woman who has had 5 kids, and shows little signs of wear and tear, yet wears a heart monitor and has a couple of ex's, or the unencumbered farm girl who likes beer and baseball and power-lifting? Assume they both hot (no, seriously) and assume they are both in their late thirties. They both work out - one at my crossfit gym, the other at my boxing gym.

SRO

So why don't you fuck your wife?

 

[The Question]

Or at least walk up to your wife and say, "Fuck you!" ?

 

[TheArtist]

meh.

 

[Love Child]

Is she fucking anyone?

 

[The Question]

Is she fucking the potted plants? I hate it when they do that.

 

[Dershocka]

I don't!

Rock hard.

 

[TheArtist]

Don't know and don't care if she is.

 

[jack]

Farm girl I guess. There's always your left hand in a pinch.