Speaking of Pussy

[Mirah]

I am housesitting this weekend and the cat still hisses at me. Even after 3 days already.

 

[Dr Dave]

Many cats are assholes/bitches.

 

[Kitty]

Bribe his/her affection with treats or canned food.

 

[Yub]

Shove something phallic in it. That'll shut it up.

 

[Kitty]

 

[starguard]

Bribe his/her affection with treats or canned food.

Agreed. Cats LOVE to be fed and pampered

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY CAT IS NICE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

STROKE PUSSY JOKE

 

[Dr Dave]

Good joke.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Originality is key.

 

[Dr Dave]

That and tequila.

 

[Kitty]

Most cats don't drink liquor.

 

[Dr Dave]

Some cats like beer.

 

[Kitty]

I'd imagine a cat would be an angry abusive drunk.

 

[Dr Dave]

They're that way sober, so it's a possibility.

 

[Henoch]

I love cats & wish I had one.

 

[Henoch]

I am housesitting this weekend and the cat still hisses at me. Even after 3 days already.

LOVE THE MEAN KITTY!