Spiders have no sence of humour

[whisky]

So there was a big fucking spider up on the ceiling, I thought I would kill it by putting some toilet paper on the end of the box that I bought my last light sabre in, then hitting it with it.

Phase one of the plan went well, spider got whacked, but as I pulled the box away, the lightness of the toilet paper acted like a parachute and drifted slowly down with spider attatched, where it landed on the floor, and then ran straight towards me.

I threw another bit of toilet paper over the top of it and whacked it with the other end of the box.

Spiders contain a surprising amount of white gooey stuff.

I gave it a burial at sea.

 

[Mirah]

Whacked
Box
White goey stuff
good thread

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have to sing attercop, lazy lob, crazy cob at it.

 

[Hambil]

It's cousins will get you in your sleep