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The squirrel has a brain the size of an oversized pea.
But research has shown that it demonstrates a quite
extraordinary intelligence and memory capacity that may
be endangering the future of mankind. It is all too easy to
underestimate the capabilities of these animals. But we are
facing the prospect of world domination if we do not become
aware of the potential dangers confronting us.
Every year, a squirrel will store away about ten thousand
nuts, and their very survival depends on their ability
to find where they have hidden them. Their memory capacity
is enormous, hiding each nut in a different place and
then being able to find it again. A series of experiments in
California attempted to research something of this intelligence.
The first experiment placed a nut in the same position
over a number of days, testing the squirrel’s spatial
memory. The second experiment, however, was more complicated,
changing the route to the nut so that the squirrel
had alternative routes. And the squirrels demonstrated that
they were not relying on merely retracing their steps. When
the route was changed, they could still find the nut at the
end of it.
However, what is disturbing is that there would appear
to be suspicious squirrel activities taking place in Europe.
Squirrels seem to be behind much of society’s ills, controlling
governments and eliminating anyone who stands in
their path. Most frightening of all, while the prospect of a
squirrel takeover is scary enough, it has been suggested
that stoats, ferrets and hamsters may also be involved.
Their role is as yet undefined, but the possibility of major
military attack cannot be ruled out.
While the whereabouts of the headquarters is unknown,
possibilities have been narrowed down to one of the following
areas: Red Square, Moscow; under the Eiffel Tower,
Paris; in a Romanian sewer; Stoke-on-Trent, England. One
can only live in hope that the true whereabouts will be discovered
in the not too distant future.
As a warning: Offering squirrels food may lull them
into a false sense of security, but it would seem that they
are starting to see through this bluff and may attack viciously.
It is not worth making oneself known personally to
them. There comes a time in every civilization when humankind
must unite and fight for the common good. It is to
be sincerely hoped that this way we can prevent rodent
domination.
But research has shown that it demonstrates a quite
extraordinary intelligence and memory capacity that may
be endangering the future of mankind. It is all too easy to
underestimate the capabilities of these animals. But we are
facing the prospect of world domination if we do not become
aware of the potential dangers confronting us.
Every year, a squirrel will store away about ten thousand
nuts, and their very survival depends on their ability
to find where they have hidden them. Their memory capacity
is enormous, hiding each nut in a different place and
then being able to find it again. A series of experiments in
California attempted to research something of this intelligence.
The first experiment placed a nut in the same position
over a number of days, testing the squirrel’s spatial
memory. The second experiment, however, was more complicated,
changing the route to the nut so that the squirrel
had alternative routes. And the squirrels demonstrated that
they were not relying on merely retracing their steps. When
the route was changed, they could still find the nut at the
end of it.
However, what is disturbing is that there would appear
to be suspicious squirrel activities taking place in Europe.
Squirrels seem to be behind much of society’s ills, controlling
governments and eliminating anyone who stands in
their path. Most frightening of all, while the prospect of a
squirrel takeover is scary enough, it has been suggested
that stoats, ferrets and hamsters may also be involved.
Their role is as yet undefined, but the possibility of major
military attack cannot be ruled out.
While the whereabouts of the headquarters is unknown,
possibilities have been narrowed down to one of the following
areas: Red Square, Moscow; under the Eiffel Tower,
Paris; in a Romanian sewer; Stoke-on-Trent, England. One
can only live in hope that the true whereabouts will be discovered
in the not too distant future.
As a warning: Offering squirrels food may lull them
into a false sense of security, but it would seem that they
are starting to see through this bluff and may attack viciously.
It is not worth making oneself known personally to
them. There comes a time in every civilization when humankind
must unite and fight for the common good. It is to
be sincerely hoped that this way we can prevent rodent
domination.