CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
IT'S THER EUTNR OF THE FUCKING WORHTLESS SCUM THAT IS THE SCUMTIME THREAd
I AM YOUR SCUM FOR THE DAY, SCUMTAINSCUMMY
THE FUCKING WORHELSS SCUMMY FUCKSCUM WHO CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOICETY
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
WHO WILL NEVER MAKE ANY REAL CONNECTION WITH ANYONE
WHO WILL IMPROVE THE WORLD IN ANYWAY
WHO'S FUCKING SCARED OF EVERYGTHING
BUT WHAT IS HE MORE SCARED OF: DYING...OR LIVING?
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FUCK WADKY
wHY CAN'OUDL
WHY COULDN'T MY BRIAN HAVE JUST GROWN RIGHT LOL
NOTHINg
YOU CAN'T EXECPT JUST ONE ASPECT OF ME TO BE NORMAL WHEN ALL THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING WRONG SCUMSPECTS
YOU IDIOTS
YOU CNA't#g
NTOHING Isgy
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MISTER EIGHT WALKED INTO A BAR
MISTER EIGHT: GIVE ME A DRUNK
BARMAN: A DRUNK?
MISTE EIGHT: I MEANT DRINK IT WAS A TYPO OKAY GET OFF MY BAT
BARMAN: BAT?
MISTER EIGHT: MY BACK, THAT ONE WASN'T A TYPO, I TWAS INTENTOAL
BARMAN: IT WAS WHAT?
MISTER EIGHT: JSUT GET ME A DRUINK
BARMAN: YOU SOUND DRINK ALREADY!
MISTE EIHT: NOT DRUNK ENOUGH I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER LOL I MEANT TO TYPE DRINK THERE AN INTIENOTLA TYPE BUT I MADE AT TYPO AND TYPED THE WRITE THING OH THE IRONy
BARMNA: HUH?
MSITE EIGHT: JUST GET ME A DRINK
BARMAN: IC AN'T
MSITER EIGHT: WHY NOT YOU SCUM
BARMAN: THIS IS A CHEESE SHOP!
MSITER EIGHT: LOL SO IT IS GET ME SOME CHEESE
BARMAN: IC AN'T
MISTER EIGHT:E WHY THE CUNT NOT
BARMAN: BEASUE I DON'T WORK HERE!
MISTER EIGHT SHOOTS THE BARMAN
MISTE EIGHT: BORING CONVESATION ANYWAHY LUKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY!
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THAT WAS A GOOD STORY
I AM YOUR SCUM FOR THE DAY, SCUMTAINSCUMMY
THE FUCKING WORHELSS SCUMMY FUCKSCUM WHO CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOICETY
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
WHO WILL NEVER MAKE ANY REAL CONNECTION WITH ANYONE
WHO WILL IMPROVE THE WORLD IN ANYWAY
WHO'S FUCKING SCARED OF EVERYGTHING
BUT WHAT IS HE MORE SCARED OF: DYING...OR LIVING?
LO
Lf
d
UFKCIS CUMS FUCK FUCK ING BRAIN WRNOG SCUM NEED OXYGEN NOT WRITEGJINOT RIGHT CNA'T THINK CONSTANT RLFN TSTREE CNA'T EVER FLDAS GUKF
fNALSdg
hffffffffffffffffffffffs
h
fdj9p
hdhj FUCK HIM
gf
f
FUCK WADKY
wHY CAN'OUDL
WHY COULDN'T MY BRIAN HAVE JUST GROWN RIGHT LOL
NOTHINg
YOU CAN'T EXECPT JUST ONE ASPECT OF ME TO BE NORMAL WHEN ALL THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING WRONG SCUMSPECTS
YOU IDIOTS
YOU CNA't#g
NTOHING Isgy
ol
___________--
MISTER EIGHT WALKED INTO A BAR
MISTER EIGHT: GIVE ME A DRUNK
BARMAN: A DRUNK?
MISTE EIGHT: I MEANT DRINK IT WAS A TYPO OKAY GET OFF MY BAT
BARMAN: BAT?
MISTER EIGHT: MY BACK, THAT ONE WASN'T A TYPO, I TWAS INTENTOAL
BARMAN: IT WAS WHAT?
MISTER EIGHT: JSUT GET ME A DRUINK
BARMAN: YOU SOUND DRINK ALREADY!
MISTE EIHT: NOT DRUNK ENOUGH I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER LOL I MEANT TO TYPE DRINK THERE AN INTIENOTLA TYPE BUT I MADE AT TYPO AND TYPED THE WRITE THING OH THE IRONy
BARMNA: HUH?
MSITE EIGHT: JUST GET ME A DRINK
BARMAN: IC AN'T
MSITER EIGHT: WHY NOT YOU SCUM
BARMAN: THIS IS A CHEESE SHOP!
MSITER EIGHT: LOL SO IT IS GET ME SOME CHEESE
BARMAN: IC AN'T
MISTER EIGHT:E WHY THE CUNT NOT
BARMAN: BEASUE I DON'T WORK HERE!
MISTER EIGHT SHOOTS THE BARMAN
MISTE EIGHT: BORING CONVESATION ANYWAHY LUKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY!
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THAT WAS A GOOD STORY