starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Look at the message someone over there posing as a southern law enforcement officer posted about him
Listen up Son,
Everyone here knows I don't cotton to no faggots. Let alone any God Damn Canadian faggots.
Why are you cruising American internet space boy?
While you are here, I want you to get your ass down to Maracopa County and get checked into my beautiful Maracopa County Jail ASAP!
I've got a pair brand new pair of my patented pink boxer shorts with your name on em.
Hell, I'll even let you share a cell with Bubba. He's the biggest, blackest, ass fuckinest nigger you ever seen!
Now hurry up and get your punk ass down to Maracopa County and get checked into my Jail.
I don't like to be kept waiting and neither does Bubba.