Stage 2 is now underway.

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Tkjahideen are now moving into Stage 2.


Stage 2 is so dastardly and ingenious you may not even notice it!

Our ranks have grown and TKallah smiles on all Tkjahideen fighters. But be assured, even if you don't notice a single difference during Stage 2 you can be sure that the many cogs of this masterminds intellect are now in high gear and this is not just an empty post of a faction with no real direction or sway. Like the rest!

No siiiir!


With the defection of a DLA member to the Tkjahideen we have heard all about the script hack they are working on for the Karma system to enable multiple hits to single posts.


This will never fly and the Tkjahideen will be keeping a close eye on the DLA infidels and their pointless, whiny and fruitless mission to gain acceptance!

Can I get an Aww?

"aww!"

Praise Tkallah and the prophet Mohmanners!!

زوروا شبكة بي بي سي الإخبارية على الإنترنت للاطلاع على آخر الأخبار والأنباء العاجلة

بي سي الإخبارية على الإنترنت للاطلاع على آخر الأخبار والأنباء العاجلة

 

[jack]

LOL, I never needed a script hack to multiple!

TKALLA AKBAR MANY THANKS TO THE SUFFERING

lol

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This parody is firmly under Tkjahideen control. The DLA are weaklings. And they will fall, god willing.

 

[Mandi]

Aladdin is my hero

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Alladin was an opium fiend.



So of course, he's a Tkjahideen hero too!

 

[Mandi]

wooooooo Opium!

 

[Abu Zarqawi]

Stage 2 will be even more gloriously funny than stage 1.

Praise be MohManners and TKAllah.

We increase with power with each passing hour.

The DLA have no defences for this attack against

DURKA!

على

 

[headvoid]

ن هذه النكتة مقعدة جدا.

 

[starguard]

Aladdin is my hero

I'd rather have Jasmine

 

[Abu Zarqawi]

Headvoid wants Tkjahideen membership?

It can be arranged. The Tkjahideen loves all.

 

[FBI parte due]

JEWS R COOL LOL

דוראאלהםאתהאורכטובובדל

 

[headvoid]

Headvoid wants Tkjahideen membership?

It can be arranged. The Tkjahideen loves all.

 

[Captain Jack]

Yes, stage 2 is now underway. What splendid news! And we didn't have to release a video to announce this either. That is how POWERFUL we are! And we are only getting stronger and stronger. Liberating this land of the evil DLA infidels fuels us with great amounts of energy. That and large amounts of Red Bull for me. And that's no kabul.

Durka durk.

 

[FBI parte due]

You need a super-cool secret cave headquarters.

 

[Sarek]

So what's stage 2? The rag heads pile all their dirty diapers in the daycare and force the DLA into a massive biohazard clean up that will deplete their karma and leave them defenseless?

 

[Captain Jack]

You need a super-cool secret cave headquarters.

This, we already do have. Its location is secret.

 

[Sarek]

So, where's it at?

 

[Captain Jack]

Oh, wise, yet insane Vulcan Sarek, ye know better than to ask such a question that can not and will not be answered here. The location is a closely guarded secret.

 

[MessengerX]

So, where's it at?

At their local Chuck E. Cheese.

 

[Sarek]

^That is cheese hanging from your bottom lip right? Or did you have Henoch for lunch?