STAR TREK 11 PARTIAL SCRIPT LEAK

[Jaster]

Now I finally present to you the plot point which you all have been waiting for.

I have rewritten it to protect the innocent.

Excuse the spelling errors as i did this as soon as i got confirmation,in a hurry.







WARNING! WARNING...

MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD...

CLOSE YOUR EYES OR AVERT YOUR GAZE.I CANNOT USE SPoiLER COdE AS IT DOES NOT ALLOW PASTING IN THE BOX IF THERE IS A PERIOD IN THE TEXT...IT WILL ONLY ALLOW PASTING UP TO THE PERIOD IN THE TEXT...

SO GO BACK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ THIS SURPRISE.


spoiler ahead.




In the dark cold of space littered among the smouldering debris of the battle hangs the Enterprise at an angle,it's hull mottled from the damage it has suffered at the hands of the enemey.

In the battle ,the Enterprise has destroyed two of the three enemy vessals which had ambushed it.... drift ablaze through space .....lighting it up as a fire lights up a shadow..

The last surviving enemy vessal birdlike,sinister and dark cruises closer and closer to the wounded Enteprise...
On the bridge strides Captain Kirk,His face resolute and,thoughful as he paces back and forth.

Report Mr Scott!

Captain that last hit took out the warp engines and the phasers..the photon fire control will take an hour to fix...

WE DONT HAVE AN HOUR MR SCOTT!.


uhuru:- captain
The enemy vessals is hailing us...
report !


uhuru:-
they are saying

"surrender and prepare to be boarded...."

What about the enemy vessal Mr Spock?

Captain they have suffered considerable damage but they are in a better position.They have warp drive and weapons,shields...that last shot took out the main power conduits... we only have impulse power,no weapions...no shields..We cannot escape them.Sir.

Dammit Spock! We cannot let ourselve be captured..

What is their position,Mr Sulu.

They have moved alongside the enterprise on a parallel course sir.Their shields have gone down ,we can expect to be boarded any moment.


Their shields are down Mr Spock?

Yes! Sir but as we are unable take advantage without weapons being online....

The ship shudders as if being hit!

Scotty:-

Captain the devils have locked a tractor beam on us..!....we will be unable to escape on impulse drive.

Captain Kirk.. Confound it!


Spock:- they are holding us firm.

....we cannot break free and we certainly cannot escape without warpdrive...

without weapons we must face the inevitable as prisoners of war...

Captain Kirk...his face grim his... jaw clenched, he wipes the sweat from his brow with the back of his sleeve.....as he surveys the smouldering phaser bank control panel...


Not just yet Mr Spock...

can we fire a photon torpedo manuelly? mr scott?

well yes captain but only if they were ahead of us ... direct line of sight...we could get a lock on then..an even then it it will be a hit and miss affair...but they are PARRALLEL TO US CAPTAIN
and locked in their tractor beam...

and phasers are?

mr scotty.


still ...offline captain...

Captan Kirk.....if we only had phasers with their shields down they are vulnerable....


UHURA THEY ARE HAILING US AGAIN?

Mr Spock they are charging weapons ....Should I signal our surrender?

captain kirk not quite yet mr spock...

WAIT!... maybe we dont need phasers.....

i have an idea!...quick mr Sulu rotate both nacelles 80 degrees starboard...

mr sulu sir even if we break free we cannot escape without warpdrive and shields....


DO IT MR SULU...

mr scott divert all power to the impulse engines ...I WANT 120 % overload on the impulse engines ..do you understand?

MR SCOTT............ yes captain BUT CAPTAIN...IT CAN DAMAGE ...

NOOOWWW MR SCOTT !!!! THAT IS AN ORDER....!!!

SULU:-

YES SIR ! ROTATING BOTH NACELLES 80 DEGRESS STARBOARD....

SULU:- NACELLES LOCKED AT 80 DEGREES...

NOW!........ FULL IMPULSE MR SULU...NOOOOWWWWW!!

FULL IMPULSE SIR...!!!!!!!!!!!!1


mr spock.:-


Captain we are not breaking free..

captain kirk...

I DONT WANT TO BREAK FREE MR SPOCK....!!!


in the cold dark of Space the Enterprises nacelles firing at full impulse in the direction of the enemy vessal at close proximity heat it's hull to an an incandescent white hot within a few seconds as the full plasma beam cuts through it like a KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER....
on board the beam belts,cuts through vital systems..screams are heard...explosions rock theenemy vessal...

Mr spock:-

THE IMPULSE EXHAUST IS impacting the enemy vessal ...the temperature has gone up to 3000 degrees kelvins and rising rapidly...their hull is disintegrating from the heat and force of the impulse beam.

kirk..
i sure hope so...

mr spock,,,arched eyebrow...:- ingenious strategem captain....

kirk. it's called snatching victory from the jaws of death.....


spock :- the enemy vessals reactor core has been breached ...

scotty the enemy's tractor beam has gone..!

kirk :-

maintan maximum impulse mr sulu...we dont want to be here

we dont want to be caught in the explosion....

aye sir....;

suddenly as the tractor beam collapses the Enteprise leaps sideways away from the enemy vessal which is disintegrating from the super white hot plasma emitted by the impulse engine vents in the nacelles....

as the Enterprise speeds away a massive explosion lights up space as the enemy vessal's reactors confinement fails....and a impact wave buffets the Enterprise..ON BOARD THE BRIDGE everyone is thrown forwards as the wave hits...

mrspock incoming!!

brace yurselves...

the ship judders and lurches as the recedng explosion catches upwith it...


a few seconds later
kirk:-
damage report mr scott?

well the shuttle bay and the starboard nacelle caught the brunt of it ....has suffered major damage but we can have it repaired at a starbase one warp power is restored...some radiation burns to the crew...Dr Mccoy is attending ...


thank you mr scott..



mr spock..:- ingenious ....captain...

captain :- desperation .... mr spock...

 

[missmanners]

:meh:
mm

 

[whisky]

I have written it to fool the gullible

fixed

 

[Jaster]

fixed

This will be in Star TREK 14 NOW.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Shitty as ever, I see.

 

[Jaster]

Awesome plot

 

[Seph]

Awesome plot

Where you one of the old school exiled TBBS'ers?

 

[Jaster]

So let me get this straight… we’ve built billion-dollar telescopes, particle colliders the size of small cities, detectors so sensitive they can catch a neutrino blinking—and yet somehow, dark matter continues to dodge us like a smug cosmic prankster.

And all we really know about it is summed up beautifully right here:

SO DARK MATTER IS INFERRED FROM EXCESS GRAVITIC FORCE,,UNDETECTABLE THROUGH ANY MEANS BUT SOMEHOW INTERACTS IN COMPLEX WAYS IN FRONT OF OUR FACES WITH MATTER IN ALL SORTS OF WAYS BUT IS STILL UNDETECTABLE BY THOSE SAME MEANS,,,YUP MAKES TOTAL SENSE,,,

I mean… yes. Precisely. That’s it. That’s the whole situation in one all-caps cosmic scream.

We’re told there’s this vast, unseeable substance—no light reflects off it, no particles bounce from it, and no known force (other than gravity, maybe) can say hello to it. It’s like the universe’s very own silent partner. It just sits there in the corner, not talking to anyone, but somehow still making all the decisions.

And yet, it’s supposedly interacting with normal matter. Not subtly. Not hypothetically. But in complex ways. As in: twisting galaxies into pretty spirals, herding clusters of stars like a celestial sheepdog, and generally making gravity do things it has no right doing.

But can we see it?
No.
Can we detect it directly?
Still no.
Can we even tell you what it’s made of?
LOL, absolutely not.

And yet, everyone just nods along, like “Ah yes, clearly the invisible, undetectable thing is the answer. Obviously. Let us write equations about it and assign it a Latin name.”

If this were any other field—if paleontologists claimed to find invisible dinosaurs because rocks "just feel kind of heavier than expected," or chefs insisted there’s a secret tasteless, odorless sauce in every dish that only influences the flavor through moral pressure—we’d lock them out of the building.

But because it’s space, and the math sorta checks out when you squint, we go:
“Yes. This invisible scaffolding of the universe that we can’t see, can’t find, and don’t understand is probably 85% of everything. Cool. Let’s move on.”

Yup. Makes total sense.

 

[Starship Coyote]

You really need to get laid.

 

[Kyehlar]