Star Trek: Generations is NOT canon...

[Volpone]

...and I can prove it.

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I submit to you the opening credits of "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0yiiivbJFU

Next, here's the main title for "Star Trek VIII: First Contact": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhoa7oWPPhk

Finally, the end credits for "Star Trek VI" (sorry, but I couldn't find this without the ending of the movie. But the end title starts at 2:55): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76if2ZZr2Nk

Clearly, these three musical pieces are closely related--and have nothing to do with the music from "Generations".

The only logical conclusion is that ST:VI and ST:VIII are actual, canon films, while ST:VII is some poorly conceived fan film that they managed to get the cast of the TNG series to appear in.

That is all.

 

[Gagh]

Maybe it would have worked better if Picard had grabbed the Three-breasted tiger-alien from Trek V out of the Nexus?


Actually, come to think of it, I tend not to think about these things because it's a movie, and proving it one way or the other will not alter the rotational direction of the planet.

Oh, and thinking hurts anyway. It's better to post without a brain at all here. Too much pain when you try to use it, and the shrapnel inches closer.

 

[whisky]

I don't know why they keep making three breasted aliens when four seems a much more logical number.

 

[bryce]

I don't know why they keep making three breasted aliens when four seems a much more logical number.

One for each hand, and one in the middle for the mouth...?