CaptainWacky
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(Kirk and Bones have a Klingon prisoner TIED TO A CHAIR. Kirk punches him in the ribs.)
Kirk: WHERE IS HARRISON.
Klingon: I'LL NEVER TALK.
Kirk: RRRRRRRR!
(Kirk keeps punching and punching.)
Kirk: TELL ME!
Klingon: NEVER!
Bones: DAMN IT JIM, don't punch him like that! Punch him in the neck! They're sensitive there!
Kirk: GOOD ADVICE!
(Kirk punches the Klingon in the neck several times but he still won't talk. SPOCK bursts in.)
Spock: Captain, torture is illogical and cruel.
Klingon: Listen to your Vulcan lapdog, Captain! Hey Vulcan, are you the one dating the black chick? Poor girl! She's never had a REAL MAN in her bed! Once you go Klingon you NEVER go back!
Spock: ...tell Mister Scotty to bring in THE DEVICE.
Kirk: Spock, are you sure, it's untested!
Spock: This Klingon bastard deserves it.
Bones: I'm finally starting to like you!
(Scotty walks in with a DEVICE grinning.)
Scotty: Keenser and I have been working on this wee beauty for a while now, hehe!
Klingon: What is that? What will it do?
Kirk: It's quite simple, bastard. This is an organ transporter. It can transport your organs out of your body. Tell me where Harrison is or I'll beam your heart out.
Klingon: Ha, your Starfleet TYPES are PUSSIES, you'd never do that!
(Kirk preses a button and SUDDENLY the Klingon's HEART appears in front of him suspended in a transporter beam and still beating. There is PINK BLOOD floating around too, SEE I WATCED STAR TREK VI! - Orci.)
Klingon: GACK!
Bones: You have TEN SECONDS before this kills you!
Klingon: The moon! He's on EARTH'S MOON! Pleae, beam it back!
Kirk: Mister Scott, beam the heart...
Klingon: Thank you!
Kirk: ...INTO SPACE!
Scotty: Aye!
(You see the heart floating away through a window. The Klingon dies.)
Kirk: Now let's go Kirk John Harrison's ass on the moon.
TO BE CONTINUED
Kirk: WHERE IS HARRISON.
Klingon: I'LL NEVER TALK.
Kirk: RRRRRRRR!
(Kirk keeps punching and punching.)
Kirk: TELL ME!
Klingon: NEVER!
Bones: DAMN IT JIM, don't punch him like that! Punch him in the neck! They're sensitive there!
Kirk: GOOD ADVICE!
(Kirk punches the Klingon in the neck several times but he still won't talk. SPOCK bursts in.)
Spock: Captain, torture is illogical and cruel.
Klingon: Listen to your Vulcan lapdog, Captain! Hey Vulcan, are you the one dating the black chick? Poor girl! She's never had a REAL MAN in her bed! Once you go Klingon you NEVER go back!
Spock: ...tell Mister Scotty to bring in THE DEVICE.
Kirk: Spock, are you sure, it's untested!
Spock: This Klingon bastard deserves it.
Bones: I'm finally starting to like you!
(Scotty walks in with a DEVICE grinning.)
Scotty: Keenser and I have been working on this wee beauty for a while now, hehe!
Klingon: What is that? What will it do?
Kirk: It's quite simple, bastard. This is an organ transporter. It can transport your organs out of your body. Tell me where Harrison is or I'll beam your heart out.
Klingon: Ha, your Starfleet TYPES are PUSSIES, you'd never do that!
(Kirk preses a button and SUDDENLY the Klingon's HEART appears in front of him suspended in a transporter beam and still beating. There is PINK BLOOD floating around too, SEE I WATCED STAR TREK VI! - Orci.)
Klingon: GACK!
Bones: You have TEN SECONDS before this kills you!
Klingon: The moon! He's on EARTH'S MOON! Pleae, beam it back!
Kirk: Mister Scott, beam the heart...
Klingon: Thank you!
Kirk: ...INTO SPACE!
Scotty: Aye!
(You see the heart floating away through a window. The Klingon dies.)
Kirk: Now let's go Kirk John Harrison's ass on the moon.
TO BE CONTINUED