STAR TREK VERSUS STAR WARS, LET'S SETTLE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL

[CaptainWacky]

I think they're both good.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yes they're both good.

 

[whisky]

Agreed, thread locked

 

[CaptainWacky]

More like thread COCKED

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Both good, plus I like threads that mention COCK.

 

[Dual]

www.asvs.us

 

[whisky]

Thats another thing wrong with insurrection, they find all the pieces of the anatomically correct B9, yet waste an opportunity for uganauts to be throwing his android cock around near a conveyor belt leading to an open blast furnace.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We need to make a mash-up of Picard/Worf/Data singing Gilbert & Sullivan, with Han talking on the comm system..."We're fine down here...how are you?"

 

[whisky]

I am not a merry man!

 

[Donovan]

I want to see the reboot Star Wars where Robert Pattinson is Luke, Adrian Brody is Han, and Darth Vader travels back in time to make sure Obi Wan misses his weiner when he cuts him to pieces. Then he spends his Sith years in a MUCH better mood, and the Death Star is instead a really big Galactic bookmobile with a planet destroying laser for worlds with excessive overdue library fines. This makes Luke a whiny rebellious teenager (okay some stuff stays the same) Leia his cheerleader slutty sister who challenges the urban Jedi chicks to a stomp the yard contest, and Han is a drifter on the run for refusing to give back his copy of Catcher in the Rye. Yoda can be Jackie Chan or that midget guy from Elf.

Natalie Portman can stay though, because...well, it's Natalie Portman.

 

[whisky]

needs more tits and gash

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to see the reboot Star Wars where Robert Pattinson is Luke, Adrian Brody is Han, and Darth Vader travels back in time to make sure Obi Wan misses his weiner when he cuts him to pieces. Then he spends his Sith years in a MUCH better mood, and the Death Star is instead a really big Galactic bookmobile with a planet destroying laser for worlds with excessive overdue library fines. This makes Luke a whiny rebellious teenager (okay some stuff stays the same) Leia his cheerleader slutty sister who challenges the urban Jedi chicks to a stomp the yard contest, and Han is a drifter on the run for refusing to give back his copy of Catcher in the Rye. Yoda can be Jackie Chan or that midget guy from Elf.

And on the Trek side, C-3PO travels forward in time and replaces Mott the Barber.

Natalie Portman can stay though, because...well, it's NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN, bitch!

Fixed for proper Mine Field emphasis.

 

[Lord Vader]

As awesome as the last TREK move was, Star Wars ruled the world in the late 70s early 80s.
So much so that I am going to name my first son Luke, just so, when he misbehaves I can say "Luke, I am your father" you will do as I tell you.

 

[whisky]

Already tired that, its ok up until the point where the woman realises the boys name is from star wars, then you are pretty much fucked

 

[Lord Vader]

You gonna let a little things like, what she wants, to get in your way. Just tell her Luke's a biblical name.

 

[Donovan]

Matthew Mark, Luke and Han!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm calling my son "Kit Fisto" and my daughter "Ahsoka Tano" and you can't stop me.

 

[Donovan]

And in twelve years of public school they will never know what it means to spend lunch money on lunch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Force will provide.

 

[Yub]

Wacky, you know you'll never procreate. Stop fronting.