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Star Turk

Donovan

beer, I want beer
This is unfiltered awesome in a five minute clip. For Uhura gratuitous ass shot try pausing the video at 1:20. As Original Sulu might say, "Oh my."

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There's another one that recreates "Amok Time" (sorta) but has some kind of shifty sleazeball character in it who didn't even bother to put on a costume, and some guy who makes oiled-up beefcake robot men to attack the Fake Trek guys. It was way funnier, but you know...Uhura's ass.
 
did you watch long enough for them to get attacked by the well-oiled bikini-clad muscleman robots? Spurk yealls at them, it's funny. He goes "YAAAAHHHH!"
 
I love the bit where the guy playing the bad guy (who is apparently Doctor Crater) pulls a lever and makes a bikini-clad oily robotman. But it's not buff enough, so he moves the lever again and the guy puffs up his chest. It's at 1:20 to 1:35 or so. OMGLOLOLOL
 
Sad but true: as it happened I started watching the original Trek the other night and caught the pilot episode of Nancy Crater the Salt Monster. Sadly, when watching the episode directly before the Turk parody, in more than one instance the acting was equal or even better in the turk version. Like the scene where Rand and Sulu are in the botany room, the fake salt monster comes in and glowers at them for ten minutes or so and their salt shaker, or the climax when Spock whops the shit outta the salt monster in order to get McCoy to shoot her. LOLOL

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