Star wars from memory, one line at a time

[whisky]

There'll be no escape for the princess this time

 

[Tisiphone]

Don't get cocky kid.

 

[whisky]

I think you skiped a few there Tis

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, well...commercial break was shorter than I thought so I summed up.

IT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BEEP BEEP WHISTLE

 

[SaintLucifer]

There'll be no escape for the princess this time

Fucking hot bitch! Alas, she is a fucking JEW, so I cannot sully my perfect Anglo-Saxon schlong with her Jew snatch.

 

[Bickendan]

That's what condoms are for, you twat.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Having racist sex?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't you call me a mindless philospher you overweight glob of grease!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Having racist sex?

You dumb shit, Jews are not a race, they are a religious group. Judaism is a fucking RELIGION. Hating Jews is not racist, it is an EXPECTATION.

 

[Dark Pickle]

“Come to the dork side of the farce”…no wait I think I made that up!

Episode 2 is on, which doesn’t suck as bad as the other prequels.

Plus/also: Luci is a mindless twat. Jews are a race and a religion, which just means he’s twice the bigot

Carry on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Episode 2 is the weakest of all six, IMMHO.