CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!"
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See there's no point reviewing Star Wars because everyone's seen it, everyone knows every scene, there's no point me saying "I LIKE THE BIT WHERE LEIA IS FIESTY" because everyone else has already thought that.
Instead I will write a detailed essay on the phenomenongasklglg of Star Wars and how it has impacted my life
"Negative. It just impacted the surface."
NO POINT NO POINT LOL CAN'T WRITE I LIKE THE SPACESHIPS AND THE JAWAS AND R2 GOING "BEEP NEEP" ALL THE TIME AND STUFF LIKE THAT OKAY YOU BIG WALKING CARPET.
When I watch a Star Wars movie I can smell my old action figures in my mind.
THIS IS "A NEW HOPE" REVIEW BY THE WAY LOL I'M NOT USING LU-CASH'S NAMING CONVENTIONS AS A POLITICAL STATEMENT OR SOMETHING.
ALEC GUINESS WAS IN THIS MOVIE WTF.
HOW COME VADER SAYS THINGS TO OBI-WAN WHICH DON'T SEEM QUITE IN KEEPING WITH THE EVENTS OF ROTS. WHY DOESN'T OBI-WAN GO "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE MY BROTHER YOU SAVED ME FROM A NEST OF GUNGARS AND EVERYTHING MAN YOU WERE MY BROTHER AND BY THE WAY YOU DIDN'T KILL PADME SHE JUST LOST THE WILL TO LIVE AND GOD SHE WAS HOT TO BE HONEST I RAPED HER CORPSE AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH, THAT'S RIGHT YOU'VE GOT A KID, WELL, TWO, LUKE AND LEIA AND THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT OVER THERE BY AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE BUT I DIDN'T THINK TO TELL LUKE IT'S HIS SISTER EVEN THOUGH HE OBVIOUSLY IS HOT FOR HER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THEY SHAGGED ANYWAY I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND ONLY A MASTER OF EVIL, DARTH!" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!
9/10
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"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!"
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See there's no point reviewing Star Wars because everyone's seen it, everyone knows every scene, there's no point me saying "I LIKE THE BIT WHERE LEIA IS FIESTY" because everyone else has already thought that.
Instead I will write a detailed essay on the phenomenongasklglg of Star Wars and how it has impacted my life
"Negative. It just impacted the surface."
NO POINT NO POINT LOL CAN'T WRITE I LIKE THE SPACESHIPS AND THE JAWAS AND R2 GOING "BEEP NEEP" ALL THE TIME AND STUFF LIKE THAT OKAY YOU BIG WALKING CARPET.
When I watch a Star Wars movie I can smell my old action figures in my mind.
THIS IS "A NEW HOPE" REVIEW BY THE WAY LOL I'M NOT USING LU-CASH'S NAMING CONVENTIONS AS A POLITICAL STATEMENT OR SOMETHING.
ALEC GUINESS WAS IN THIS MOVIE WTF.
HOW COME VADER SAYS THINGS TO OBI-WAN WHICH DON'T SEEM QUITE IN KEEPING WITH THE EVENTS OF ROTS. WHY DOESN'T OBI-WAN GO "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE MY BROTHER YOU SAVED ME FROM A NEST OF GUNGARS AND EVERYTHING MAN YOU WERE MY BROTHER AND BY THE WAY YOU DIDN'T KILL PADME SHE JUST LOST THE WILL TO LIVE AND GOD SHE WAS HOT TO BE HONEST I RAPED HER CORPSE AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH, THAT'S RIGHT YOU'VE GOT A KID, WELL, TWO, LUKE AND LEIA AND THEY'RE BOTH RIGHT OVER THERE BY AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE BUT I DIDN'T THINK TO TELL LUKE IT'S HIS SISTER EVEN THOUGH HE OBVIOUSLY IS HOT FOR HER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THEY SHAGGED ANYWAY I'VE GOT THE HIGH GROUND ONLY A MASTER OF EVIL, DARTH!" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!
9/10
