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Stargate: Universe

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
Why didn't they just call it Stargate: Deus Ex Machina? Nobody solves problems on their own. The entire first season was nothing but problems solved via Deus Ex Machina.

What a terrible addition to the Stargate series.

PS. Rush being a douche and Chloe being a wet rag gets old, fast.
 
I'm on s2e5 "Cloverdale".

The only thing this show does well is suspense. I'm being generous, here. The writers were trying so hard to be edgy that they forgot to be original. The faith-based plots and characters are all stolen from BSG. Not only that, but the stylistic shaky space cameras pointed at Destiny from afar is TOTALLY BSG. Having the entire crew (read: survivors) lost on the other side of the universe, trying to get home had Voyager written all over it. The single thing in this show that I can call somewhat original are the communication stones' use for "shore leave".

After that 2nd Lt. Vanessa James is so boobalicious I become deaf to her lines. I just wanna motorboat that officer, like a gentleman.
 
Lt James had ridiculously big knockers, yeah. I liked it when they occasionally referenced them.

The show was disappointing over all, but I reckon it could've improved given another season. They just needed to listen to fan complaints about the weaker characters and the cutesyness it sometimes sank into. But ultimately, the writers were probably glad it got cancelled so they didn't have to figure out a satisfying explanation for the secret code written into the universe.
 
Lt James had ridiculously big knockers, yeah. I liked it when they occasionally referenced them.

The show was disappointing over all, but I reckon it could've improved given another season. They just needed to listen to fan complaints about the weaker characters and the cutesyness it sometimes sank into. But ultimately, the writers were probably glad it got cancelled so they didn't have to figure out a satisfying explanation for the secret code written into the universe.
 
Oh, and while we are on the subject (stargate, not knockers) Roland Emmerich is still talking of a sequal to the first film that completely ignores all the series that have followed, and another independence day.

Maybe this time the super advanced alien civilisation actually has firewalls on their computers.
 
For a moment, I read Deadwood instead of Torchwood...and I got all excited and depressed at the same time.
 
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