Starguard should run for the next President of the United States

[Mentalist]

Whenever shit is going bad he can call a press conference and show huge bill board images of some huge titted woman slipping on a bannana.


America needs a President like Starguard.



Starguard

2008

 

[starguard]

This thread sir, has earned my official badge of approval

 

[Reverend Phelps]

I was thinking I may run for president in 2008. I can promise you a better nation if I am elected. God will love America if I become President.

 

[starguard]

Don't believe him TKr's. He will lead this nation into the Valley of Death

 

[Reverend Phelps]

The only way America can be saved from damnation is to take my teachings and implement them. I am just a messenger.

 

[starguard]

See what I mean :lol: