State of the Bpard Address By Mommy Bridgette

Mommy Bridgette

New Member
Greetings Saints and hellbound Sinners!

As the leader of The Traitional Family Values Alliance For The Purification of Troll Kingdom, I feel it is my responsibility to address both friends and foes of our wonderful organization.
Our efforts to remove the wicked, vile, sociopathic and insanely perverse continue. We must rid this board of social and moral reprobates who pollute this fine forum with their perverse madness. We must do it..In the name of the children!
Despite continued resistance by the heretics, misbelievers, heathen scum and assorted idolators, the Truth continues to be transmitted to the godless and heretical. Their attempts, in the name of their true master Satan, have been defeated by the prayers and actions of God's Holy Saints.
We can expect the Prince of Darkness to send his stormtroopers of filth in greater numbers, in a futile attempt to defeat the Lord and His faithful servants in the grand crusade to purify Troll Kingdom of the filthy heathens, pagans, idolators, self abusers, porn freaks, dope heads and the rest of their filthy kind.
Rest assured, however, that The Traditional Family Values Alliance For The Purification of Troll Kingdom will prevail. I call on all decent humans who aren't heathen trash or sinner scum to join the T.F.V.A.F.T.P.T.K in their grand crusade to drive the wicked away and make this a family friendly forum and site!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Too cunting long, didn't fucking read.

I would love to titfuck you, and then cut off your arms.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Don't you masturbate adults after they've shit their pants?
 
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Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
I didnt read Mommy B's blah blah bullshit, but Jack made this thread teh funny.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Awesome! I'll buy that!
 
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