STEVE BUSCEMI NAMED NEW KARATE KID!

[Gagh]

AND DANIEL DAE KIM IS THE NEW MR MIYAGI! I CAN'T WHAT UNTIL STEVE MIXES IT UP WITH THE CRANE TECHNIQUE AGAINST THOSE COBRA DOJO BASTARDS! WAX ON, WAX OFF, RATBOY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH DUKAT WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE GIVE THOSE ORDERS

 

[whisky]

Get to the back of the spaceship

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET OFF MY BRIDGE

 

[whisky]

No, not you Kirk, oh too late

 

[CaptainWacky]

How cme they made one wher ehte Karat Kid was a GIRL and she got her peroid and MR MIYAGI said "wax on, wax WAAAAAH!"

 

[whisky]

Maybe they just wanted some gratuitus skating behind dogs scenes

 

[Ishcabittle]

The one with the girl was okay, but there wasn't enough karate sex in it.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hillary Swank is fugly!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well she was born a man ACCORDING TO THAT MOVIE I HAVEN'T SEEN.

 

[Tisiphone]

Boys Don't Cry...they just whine like tittie babies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's that got to do with anything!

(I KNOW IT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE I'M BEEING PURPOSELY DENSE.)

 

[Tisiphone]

And I'm just being a bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MILLION DOLLAR BABIES YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S A GIRLBOY! PURPOSELY DENSE PUDDING FOR EVERYONE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAW IS WAR'S A THORN IN YOUR EYE

 

[Lilac]

BETTER THAN A HAIR IN YOU EYE IMO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Better dead than smeg.

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

I've wanted to give Steve Buchemi a rim job for quite some time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

STEVE HAD THE GAY THING DOWN BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS