Steve Buscemi's character in 'Con Air'

[CaptainWacky]

Is the creepy little girl he sings with supposed to be real or is she an anthromoprhised (SPELLING?) representation of his psyche?

 

[Gagh]

She's actually Letitia Dean made to look younger by LI NALAS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet you watch Strictly Come Dancing for Kelly Brook but tell your friends "the missus made me watch it, honest!" and then laugh at your deceit because you get sexual pleasure out of lying and you go home and start humping your Transformer's comic CDs and they exploded due to the sexual energy claiming the lives of MANY BOTHANS.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I always thought it was a real girl.

 

[Gagh]

I bet you watch Strictly Come Dancing for Kelly Brook but tell your friends "the missus made me watch it, honest!" and then laugh at your deceit because you get sexual pleasure out of lying and you go home and start humping your Transformer's comic CDs and they exploded due to the sexual energy claiming the lives of MANY BOTHANS.

I am watching it, and I am watching it solely for Kelly Brook - and given her dress (or lack of it) yesterday, can you blame me? She's as dumb as a box of hammers, but still...

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's got the whoooole wooorld




IN HIS HANDS

 

[CaptainWacky]

There really was no point to his character other than to show that murderers are cool.

I am watching it, and I am watching it solely for Kelly Brook - and given her dress (or lack of it) yesterday, can you blame me? She's as dumb as a box of hammers, but still...

Alesha Dixon wasn't too shabby either (I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE ROOM AT THE TIMe.)

 

[Gagh]

I don't understand choices like her, for the sole reason that she's been a performer in a girl band, and will have been subjected to intense choreography before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should have celebrity pets dancing.