STOP BEATING ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!

[The Question]

I swear to fucking DOG if I hear "thunkathunkathunkathunkathunkathunkaWHACK!!! thunkathunkathunkathunkathunkathunkathunkaWHACK!!!" when I'm blasting Tool into my ears, I will go Hartman. I will seriously channel the ghost of R. Lee Emery into this fucking room, and people WILL miracle their asses up my god damn obstacle!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL

 

[Dr Dave]

That isnt what you said to the BBC !

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

Fuck the BBC

 

[Dr Dave]

Best use a condom

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

Yeah, the BBC's already been fucked by the sex pistols.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I ain't no hollaback girl.

 

[Gagh]

Caps lock is off now.

 

[Ishcabittle]

GARGANTUAN PENIS HEAD TYPE PEOPLE FLOCK FROM ALL OVER TO USE INTERNET CAFES IN ANNOYING TYPEFACE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't use caps as often as people might think I do.

 

[Cassie]

HOT POCKETS

 

[CaptainWacky]

WITH IMOGEN

 

[The Question]

THERE'S LECHERS UP IN WHITEHALL
AND QUEERS IN THE G.L.C.
AND WHEN WE'VE DONE THOSE BASTARDS IN, WE'LL STORM THE BBC!

 

[Ishcabittle]

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THERE! HAPPY!?!?!?!

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh wait, you said stop. my bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIPS DON'T LIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I HAVE TOUCHED A GIRL'S BUM

 

[Ishcabittle]

Was it hollow, too?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her soul was.