Store wars as Tesco bans Jedi Knight

[Mentalist]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...market-bans-Jedi-Knight-for-wearing-hood.html


hpneutral:

 

[curiousa2z]

A Tesco spokesman said: "We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all went hoodless without going to the Dark Side."

lol!

 

[whisky]

A point tesco has hummmm?

 

[Gagh]

The good news is this doesn't rule out igniting your lightsaber in a Tesco store!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember it ever being said in the movies that Jedi HAVE TO have their hoods up at all times in public, so it's not G-canon and they shouldn't treat it like an essential part of their religion. Credit to the Tesco spokesman replying with humour and not just saying "FUCK OFF YOU SADDO!"

 

[Mentalist]

There is nothing in the movies or the EU (as far as I know) that indicates that the hood must be worn up. It seems to be used more to keep a low profile than anything else.

That said there isn't much more that they can hold on to due to the problem of them not being Jedi because Jedi don't exist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, that puts Jedi on a par with CHRISTIANITY then! [/smug]

 

[whisky]

If he was a proper Jedi he should have just waved his hand at security and said "I don't need to put my hood down"

 

[The Question]

lulzeh

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you want to adopt Jedi as your religion, do you have to be a Padawan first? Or do they let just anyone be a Jedi right away?

 

[Gagh]

Lucas should go in wearing a hood, and say I WANT TO GIVE YOU LOTS OF LUCASH BUT NOW I CAN'T, SITH-LIKE TESCO CORPORATION! and then pass out drunk in the pastry department after relieving himself over the frozen peas.

 

[headvoid]

Cue lots of "These are not the toilet rolls you were looking for." jokes

 

[Gagh]

"I'VE GAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS!" as he craps on a turnip.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"This is where the fun begins!" as he rapes a middle aged shopper.

 

[Gagh]

"It's a trap!" as he pokes his cock through the sliding doors to greet incoming customers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Failed I have. Into exile I must go," as he runs out the fire exit being chased by cops.

 

[whisky]

"Boring conversation anyway" he says after being bundled into a police car

 

[The Question]

And then Senator Vreenak runs in and points at him and goes, "IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[whisky]

WTF did TNG feel the need to make the romulan forheads like that?

They were Vulcans that went to live somewhere else, I mean if a human lived on romulous would they get a big V on their forhead?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They mutilated their own foreheads so they wouldn't look like Vulcans (maybe.)