STORY FO RTHE DAY (SATURYD()

[CaptainWacky]

THERE WAS A MAN NEVMAED STEVE AND HE LIVED ON THE INTENRET

"LALALLALA I LOVE EVERYONE" HE SAID THEN FOUND A WEBSITE ABOUT RAPE

"HMMM I WONDER WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SURELY THEY'RE ALL SAYING RAPE IS BAD" HE THOUGHT

"LLALALALLA" HE SAID AS HE READ IT THEN HIS JAW DROPPED FOR ITW AS A PRO-RAPE SITE

"HOW CAN PEOPLE BE PRO RAPE!?" HE ASKED IN ASTONISHMENT THEN DIED OF A HEART ATTACK THE END

 

[Gagh]

I'M NOT A NUGGET - I'M A BLACK HEART, DAMMIT! ~ John Major, Summerslam 1993.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKNG THING EXCEPT SHOWING THE ARGIES WHO'S BOSS LOL" - Maggie BURCHILL