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Story for the day (Friday)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Dad, how does Santa Claus get to all the houses in the world in one night?" asked Billy, wide-eyed.

"Well son that's simple," said his dad, smiling happily. "Santa Claus doesn't exist. He's fictional, like a good life. Made-up. Fake. Not real. You little shit."

"Waaah!" cried Billy. His mother ran out of the house.

"What the hell are you doing Chris, I told you not to go near him! Go inside, Billy!" she said, fantically as his father Chris leered at her.

"Yeah, go back in so your stepdad can molest the fuck out of you!" said Chris, who was obviously quite drunk.

"How dare you! Darren is a good man!" said Billy's mother, disgusted that she'd ever been with Chris.

"He's a ######, Claire," said Christ, matter of factly. "They can't be good. He's touching our white kid every night and you should do something about it. Me? I don't care. I hope he rapes him extra hard from now on. Why the fuck didn't you get an abortion you cow?"

"I'm calling the police..." Chris grabbed Claire by the throat.

"Oh yeah?"

"Get your hands off her!" bellowed a voice. It was Darren, running out of the house.

"Oh, here comes the ######!" said Chris, letting go of Claire. "Take your best shot, nig nog!"

"I've called the police," said Darren. "I suggest you leave."

"You suggest? Well look at you using big words like your a whiteman or something!" laughed Chris. He started to walk away. "Have fun fucking my son!"

Billy ran out of the house and hugged his mother. Shaking, she handed him over to Darren. "Come on, let's go inside."

"Is everything going to be okay, uncle Darren? Daddy said Santa isn't real!"

"Well we both know that isn't true! In fact, he might come to see you tonight...again."

"Oh boy!" said Billy. "I love it when Santa climbs into my bed!"

"Me too," said Darren, making sure Claire wasn't looking. He reached deep down into Billy's trousers. "Everything is going to be okay."
 
I'm guessing no one even reads these anymore AND I CAN'T BLAME THEM.
 
:eek:

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Another slice of life.
 
IS THIS YOUR BUTTERKNIFE?
 
No it's my penis.
 
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A JPG IS WORTH SEVEN OR EIGHT WORDS LOL
 
Say it with a kiss
 
Neroon isn't even Neroon anymore.
 
It's been rough. He's still crying over the death of Cedric Diggery.
 
Haven't got to that part of the book yet.
 
Sorry, when the movie's been out for a year I don't consider it a spoiler anymore LOL
 
DUMBLEDORE CRIES ON PAGE 48
 
Pauline "You're the youngest son. The ungrateful son."

Martin "I am the eggman GOOGOOGAJOOB"

Malfoy "BLONDE EVIL BROODY NASTY SNEER LOLSY"
 
Dobby: ANNOYING FUCK
 
SNARFF: NOT AS ANNOYING AS ME
 
Jar Jar: MISUNDERSTOOD
 
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