Story for the day (Friday)

[CaptainWacky]

"I hate myself," he said.

"You don't mean that!" she said. He ripped his penis off with his bare hands.

"OH NO?" he asked.

"Okay, maybe you do," she conceded.

 

[Gagh]

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[The Watcher]

you silly little monkeys.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's minimalist.

(Well, no, it's complete and utter crap.)