CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Am I wearing shoes?" he said. Laura was confused. She looked down at his feet.
"Umm, yes?" she said. She wished she'd sat somewhere else but the bus was full now and she coudln't move. Great, she thought, I'm sitting next to a loony.
"I'm not crazy," he said. "I'm just BLIND!"
"Oh...err..."
"You're pretty," he said, staring at her.
"I thought you said you were blind?" she asked, considering getting off at the next stop and walking home, even though it was over three miles.
"They say love is blind," he said, with a smile. "Wanna have sex?"
"No," she said. "I don't find this funny," she added.
"You don't find the fact that everyone I care about just died in a car accident to be funny? WELL NEITHER DO I!" He stood up. "YOU'LL ALL DIE! EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT WILL DIE! YOU FUCKING PIGS! HAHAHAHA!" Laura got up.
"That's the last time I sit next to CaptainWacky!" she said IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
"Umm, yes?" she said. She wished she'd sat somewhere else but the bus was full now and she coudln't move. Great, she thought, I'm sitting next to a loony.
"I'm not crazy," he said. "I'm just BLIND!"
"Oh...err..."
"You're pretty," he said, staring at her.
"I thought you said you were blind?" she asked, considering getting off at the next stop and walking home, even though it was over three miles.
"They say love is blind," he said, with a smile. "Wanna have sex?"
"No," she said. "I don't find this funny," she added.
"You don't find the fact that everyone I care about just died in a car accident to be funny? WELL NEITHER DO I!" He stood up. "YOU'LL ALL DIE! EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT WILL DIE! YOU FUCKING PIGS! HAHAHAHA!" Laura got up.
"That's the last time I sit next to CaptainWacky!" she said IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
