CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She watched proudly as the mighty Gorble beast galloped across the field. Much like a horse, if a big green lizard offshoot could be considered like a horse. She had known this Gorble since its birth. Its name was Kevin. He was magnificent.
"HUH HUH, stupid bitch!" she heard a voice say. She was so enthralled in watching Kevin that she hadn't noticed two teenagers on the other side of the fence.
"This is private property," she said.
"HUH HUH, we don't care!" said the taller of the two. The other looked nervous. "HUH HUH, you liked stupid gorbles!"
"They're not stupid," she said. "Kevin is far more intelligent than you and no doubt anyone from your family."
"HUH HUH, Kevin!?" he asked. She realised it had been a mistake to give her beast's name. "THASS STOOPID, HUH HUH!" The other boy laughed a little, his eyes darting around nervously.
"Go away," she said. She disliked talking to humans at the best of times, let alone two spotty twerps.
"HUH HUH, why do you want us to go away? So you can have SEX with Kevin?" The smaller boy exploded in laughter at that. "HUH HUH, going to let him bone you with his big horse dick, HUH HUH!" Before she could respond she noticed Kevin racing towards her.
"Heel Kevin, heel!" she said, but he wouldn't.
"HUH HUH, he's going to kill you, stupid bitc, he'll trample...whoah!" Kevin jumped right over her, right over the fence...and landed beside the two teens.
"HUH HUH...hi Kevin you stupid fuck!" said the larger one. He poked Kevin in the eye, without even thinking what he was dong.
"I wouldn't do that..." she said.
"SHUT UP, HUH HUH!" said the teen. Then he punched Kevin in the face.
"Dude!" said the smaller boy.
"HUH HUH, what's he going to do?" Kevin opened his mouth and fire shot out, consuming both boys before they had a chance to react, instantly reducing them to two piles of ashes.
She stared at them, impassive.
"You reall have to stop doing that, Kevin," she said calmly, barely surpressing a grin.
"HUH HUH, stupid bitch!" she heard a voice say. She was so enthralled in watching Kevin that she hadn't noticed two teenagers on the other side of the fence.
"This is private property," she said.
"HUH HUH, we don't care!" said the taller of the two. The other looked nervous. "HUH HUH, you liked stupid gorbles!"
"They're not stupid," she said. "Kevin is far more intelligent than you and no doubt anyone from your family."
"HUH HUH, Kevin!?" he asked. She realised it had been a mistake to give her beast's name. "THASS STOOPID, HUH HUH!" The other boy laughed a little, his eyes darting around nervously.
"Go away," she said. She disliked talking to humans at the best of times, let alone two spotty twerps.
"HUH HUH, why do you want us to go away? So you can have SEX with Kevin?" The smaller boy exploded in laughter at that. "HUH HUH, going to let him bone you with his big horse dick, HUH HUH!" Before she could respond she noticed Kevin racing towards her.
"Heel Kevin, heel!" she said, but he wouldn't.
"HUH HUH, he's going to kill you, stupid bitc, he'll trample...whoah!" Kevin jumped right over her, right over the fence...and landed beside the two teens.
"HUH HUH...hi Kevin you stupid fuck!" said the larger one. He poked Kevin in the eye, without even thinking what he was dong.
"I wouldn't do that..." she said.
"SHUT UP, HUH HUH!" said the teen. Then he punched Kevin in the face.
"Dude!" said the smaller boy.
"HUH HUH, what's he going to do?" Kevin opened his mouth and fire shot out, consuming both boys before they had a chance to react, instantly reducing them to two piles of ashes.
She stared at them, impassive.
"You reall have to stop doing that, Kevin," she said calmly, barely surpressing a grin.
