Story for the day (Thursday)

[CaptainWacky]

"This is something I have to do!" he said.

"WHAT? TO DIE IN SOME POINTLESS WAR?" she screamed.

"I'm serving my country," he said, seriously. "That is never pointless."

"You're invading a country to steal their sheep!"

"Exactly, we need sheep!"

"And they're going to nuke you!"

"They might not!"

A WEEK LATER

She receives a letter and reads it out loud.

"DEAR SIR OR MADAM. YOUR LOVED ONE HAS BEEN NUKED FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR SHEEP. HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HOPE YOU'RE CRYING YOU STUPID FUCK."

She stabbed herself in the heart with a rusty knife.

 

[Cassie]

sad story. I wonder if he raped the sheep before they nuked him.

 

[Tisiphone]

I heard the knife didn't take, so she crawled around until she found some guy with poison on his lips and RAPED HIM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, she died right away.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That was sad.

 

[curiousa2z]

very sad.

But now I feel like having lamb for dinner.


OVERKILL?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sad, but it happens.