CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Steve and Brian settled down on the sofa to watch X3 on DVD. "I heard it sucks," said Steve, nervously, not wanting Brain to be disappointed by the viewing experience. He never wanted Brian to be disappointed.
"I want to see it anyway," said Brian, taking out his mobile phone. Probably texting his girlfriend again, thought Steve. Why can't he just stop thinking about her for five minutes? Why can't we just enjoy this together? The movie was starting but Brian was STILL texting. Steve kept looking at the screen intently, hoping that somehow this would make Brian look up to. Steve coughed. Brian was still on the phone.
"Oh, there's Wolverine! said Steve. To his pleasure, Brian looked up.
"Where?" he said, putting his phone away.
"Oh, just joking!" said Steve. The opening credits hadn't even ended. He felt embarrassed.
"Err, very funny," said Brian. At least the phone was gone now, Steve thought. And...OH GOD. Did Brian have an erection!? Don't look at it...don't...WHAT? He's touching it!
"Hmmumple!" said Steve. Brian looked up at him, smiling, making no effort to disguise that he was stroking his erect cock.
"I know you want to fuck me," he said. "And I want to fuck you too." Steve put the DVD player off at record speed.
"H..huh!? How did you know!?" said Steve.
"It's pretty obvious," said Brian, standing up. "How about you start by sucking my cock?
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?" it was Steve's dad.
"Nothing...oh shit!" said Steve. His parents had nearly disowned him when he'd told them he was gay.
"We're about to have wild gay sex," said Brian, calmly. "Want to join in?"
In truth, Steve wanted to fuck his dad too, but he knew it wouldn't happen.
"No...I WANT YOU TO DIE!" said his dad, pulling out a gun and kill them both. "Now I can enjoy X3 without those two fags in my way!" he said, happily, putting the DVD back on.
"I want to see it anyway," said Brian, taking out his mobile phone. Probably texting his girlfriend again, thought Steve. Why can't he just stop thinking about her for five minutes? Why can't we just enjoy this together? The movie was starting but Brian was STILL texting. Steve kept looking at the screen intently, hoping that somehow this would make Brian look up to. Steve coughed. Brian was still on the phone.
"Oh, there's Wolverine! said Steve. To his pleasure, Brian looked up.
"Where?" he said, putting his phone away.
"Oh, just joking!" said Steve. The opening credits hadn't even ended. He felt embarrassed.
"Err, very funny," said Brian. At least the phone was gone now, Steve thought. And...OH GOD. Did Brian have an erection!? Don't look at it...don't...WHAT? He's touching it!
"Hmmumple!" said Steve. Brian looked up at him, smiling, making no effort to disguise that he was stroking his erect cock.
"I know you want to fuck me," he said. "And I want to fuck you too." Steve put the DVD player off at record speed.
"H..huh!? How did you know!?" said Steve.
"It's pretty obvious," said Brian, standing up. "How about you start by sucking my cock?
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?" it was Steve's dad.
"Nothing...oh shit!" said Steve. His parents had nearly disowned him when he'd told them he was gay.
"We're about to have wild gay sex," said Brian, calmly. "Want to join in?"
In truth, Steve wanted to fuck his dad too, but he knew it wouldn't happen.
"No...I WANT YOU TO DIE!" said his dad, pulling out a gun and kill them both. "Now I can enjoy X3 without those two fags in my way!" he said, happily, putting the DVD back on.