Story for the day (Tuesday)

[CaptainWacky]

He liked pickling babies, he told the girl at the desk.

"Err, what?" she said, after a moment.

"I have an appointment at half one!" he said, beaming.

"Right...what did you say about babies?" she asked.

"I didn't say anything about babies, my good woman!" he said, spinning around in a circle.

"Err..."

"LOOK, CAN YOU CUT MY PUBIC HAIR OR NOT!"? he shouted so that everyone could hear.

"Sir, I'm gonig to call the police if you don't RAPE ME LOL!"

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

 

[Cassie]

CAST LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

I will never write a good story for the day again.

 

[Cassie]

That's not true, I just read the Mister Binkle story and it is great. So I know you can write another good story of the day.

 

[curiousa2z]

I will never write a good story for the day again.

NEVER SAY NEVER PEASE BOTTOM!

 

[Loktar]

That's not true, I just read the Mister Binkle story and it is great. So I know you can write another good story of the day.

Yeah the Bilbo and Saddam story and the Clive the bunny poem are good too. And I loved the Murder Gang story as well.

 

[Cassie]

When you're a famous author will you still remember the MF?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll never be a famous author so there's no reason to worry.

 

[Loktar]

LIAR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have to actually write a book first, I hear.

 

[Cassie]

You can do it.

 

[Loktar]

All night long!

 

[CaptainWacky]

gfdh

 

[CaptainWacky]

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