CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Just talk to her!"
"I CAN'T!"
"Of course you can, it's easy!"
"What do you know? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?"
"I know it's easy to talk to girls!"
"For YOU, yes."
"If I can do it, you can too. We're both human!"
"We're different, you know that."
"Pah!"
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop trying to dismiss my very real problems with stupid noises! It makes my body PHYSICALLY HURT to talk to girls, do you know that?"
"Butterflies in the stomach!"
"NO IT'S NOT BUTTERFLIES IN THE FUCKING STOMACH! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
"Suck it up man, suck it up!"
"AAAAAAARGH!"
"Fine...stay in your bedroom watching her through the curtains, masturbating when you're not feeling too depressed, which is once or twice a month now I'll remind you...see if I care!"
"Of you care...YOU'RE ME!"
"OH YEAH LOL THIS IS JUST INTERNAL MONOLOGUE!"
He played air guitar for eight seconds then feel down face first on his bed crying.
"I CAN'T!"
"Of course you can, it's easy!"
"What do you know? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?"
"I know it's easy to talk to girls!"
"For YOU, yes."
"If I can do it, you can too. We're both human!"
"We're different, you know that."
"Pah!"
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! Stop trying to dismiss my very real problems with stupid noises! It makes my body PHYSICALLY HURT to talk to girls, do you know that?"
"Butterflies in the stomach!"
"NO IT'S NOT BUTTERFLIES IN THE FUCKING STOMACH! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
"Suck it up man, suck it up!"
"AAAAAAARGH!"
"Fine...stay in your bedroom watching her through the curtains, masturbating when you're not feeling too depressed, which is once or twice a month now I'll remind you...see if I care!"
"Of you care...YOU'RE ME!"
"OH YEAH LOL THIS IS JUST INTERNAL MONOLOGUE!"
He played air guitar for eight seconds then feel down face first on his bed crying.
