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Story for the day (Tuesday)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
he was pink and then he was green and then he was on fire all in a flash and it was over and he relaxed in the water

he wasn't sure how long it had been he decided to wait longer

he couldn't tell how long he had waited for

he had no concept of time he realised

he saw things flying over him, pink and green things and then things on fire

he let them pass. he wasn't scared, he wasn't intrigued.

he saw Unicron fly overhead and he was a bit scared to be honest

he stood up and suddenly the water was solid which was useful and he wasn't worried about sinking

the man in the rabbit suit nodded his big rabbit head and said "have a carrot, mate!"

he punched the man in the rabbit suit and he turned to dust. oops.

he felt no remorse although he knew he should write down "remorese" in his remorese book

where was his remorse book!?

he search all through the chest of drawers but couldn't find it. he did find some comics with moving pictures. pretty sweet!

they showed unicron eating frodo!

he ripped up the comics for no reason

this was a dream, wasn't it?

he looked in the mirror because he'd heard you can't see your reflection in a dream

sure enough his reflection was of the cowardly lion

ah, satire

the pink and green and on fire things flew right at him now and he knew what they were

they were figments of his imagination

he woke up, turned onto his side, and slept a dreamless sleep for the rest of the night
 
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