CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I'm so out of energy that I can't even move my hands to type or make my mind think in such a way that I could come up with a story," said Adolf.
"Well, pleasure me sexually then!" said Eva.
"Nein!" said Adolf.
"Why do we hardly ever do it?"
"I get an uncomfortable feeling in my feet when we make love," explained Hitler.
"Just ignore it!" said Eva.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND," said Adolf. "I can't ignore it...it becomes me...it is me..."
"Huh? You can't be a feeling, silly!" said Eva, playfully punching him on the arm.
"WHAT IS MAN BUT FEELING?" roarded Hitler. "What are we but the thoughts, the feelings, we are at any given moment?"
"Well, just don't think about it!" said Eva. Sometimes he could be quite tiresome when he got like this.
"Feeling overrides thought!" said Hitler.
"Maybe you should see that nice therapist..."
"HE WAS A JEW! I had him shot in both knees. Then the head."
"Why?"
"Because I FELT like it! Jesus, do you ever learn?" And Hitler slapped her. She giggled. He slapped her again, much harder. Her lip was split. She licked the blood. Then giggled.
"It makes me hot when you beat me and murder jews," confided Eva, who really was just a rather dim and mixed up young woman.
"Then take your own hand to your cunt!" said Hitler. "Because I'm not touching it, not tonight! I have to write my book, I have to make the world understand the subjective experiences of my mind! It is VITAL!"
"Do it tomorrow!" said Eva, starting to unbutton her shirt. "I have breasts, you know."
"What is that supposed to mean?" said Hitler, highly irritated. "Is that supposed to be sexy? That is the worst sex talk ever! Even the jewish prostitute who claimed my right teste was more skilled in ZE sex talk than you!"
"Oh so THAT's why you hate jews!"
"YOU SILLY WOMAN!" he said, and he punched her right in the nose. It came so suddenly that she couldn't brace herself for it at all and she slumped backwards onto the couch. "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY GREATNESS! I WILL CHANGE ZE WORLD!"
"Yeah, I thought that at first," she said calmly, her nose joining her lip in bleeding. "But then I realised you were really just a bit of a nutter. Still, quite powerful and I love men with one ball..."
"I'LL RAPE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!"
"YES! DO IT!" And she spread. Hitler rolled his eyes...then ran up and kicked her right between the legs.
"OUCH!" she said...then smiled sadistically.
"I wish I could quite you," said Hitler, and started humping her aching cunt.
THE NEXT DAY THEY KILLED THEMSELVES, SEE I'M CONTRASTING SEX WITH DEATH.
"Well, pleasure me sexually then!" said Eva.
"Nein!" said Adolf.
"Why do we hardly ever do it?"
"I get an uncomfortable feeling in my feet when we make love," explained Hitler.
"Just ignore it!" said Eva.
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND," said Adolf. "I can't ignore it...it becomes me...it is me..."
"Huh? You can't be a feeling, silly!" said Eva, playfully punching him on the arm.
"WHAT IS MAN BUT FEELING?" roarded Hitler. "What are we but the thoughts, the feelings, we are at any given moment?"
"Well, just don't think about it!" said Eva. Sometimes he could be quite tiresome when he got like this.
"Feeling overrides thought!" said Hitler.
"Maybe you should see that nice therapist..."
"HE WAS A JEW! I had him shot in both knees. Then the head."
"Why?"
"Because I FELT like it! Jesus, do you ever learn?" And Hitler slapped her. She giggled. He slapped her again, much harder. Her lip was split. She licked the blood. Then giggled.
"It makes me hot when you beat me and murder jews," confided Eva, who really was just a rather dim and mixed up young woman.
"Then take your own hand to your cunt!" said Hitler. "Because I'm not touching it, not tonight! I have to write my book, I have to make the world understand the subjective experiences of my mind! It is VITAL!"
"Do it tomorrow!" said Eva, starting to unbutton her shirt. "I have breasts, you know."
"What is that supposed to mean?" said Hitler, highly irritated. "Is that supposed to be sexy? That is the worst sex talk ever! Even the jewish prostitute who claimed my right teste was more skilled in ZE sex talk than you!"
"Oh so THAT's why you hate jews!"
"YOU SILLY WOMAN!" he said, and he punched her right in the nose. It came so suddenly that she couldn't brace herself for it at all and she slumped backwards onto the couch. "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY GREATNESS! I WILL CHANGE ZE WORLD!"
"Yeah, I thought that at first," she said calmly, her nose joining her lip in bleeding. "But then I realised you were really just a bit of a nutter. Still, quite powerful and I love men with one ball..."
"I'LL RAPE YOU FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!"
"YES! DO IT!" And she spread. Hitler rolled his eyes...then ran up and kicked her right between the legs.
"OUCH!" she said...then smiled sadistically.
"I wish I could quite you," said Hitler, and started humping her aching cunt.
THE NEXT DAY THEY KILLED THEMSELVES, SEE I'M CONTRASTING SEX WITH DEATH.
