Stretch Kitty doesn't serve our needs.

[Gagh]

We're sci-fi Geeks, for Jason Bourne's sake. So with my AWESOME PHOTOSHOP SKILLS, so refined that you could NEVER tell that subtle image manipulation has been applied, we have, I feel found a replacement.

Stretch Uhura. Dumb broad took all the metal rings off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG it's like looking into a giraffe mirror lol.

 

[Cassie]

That is seriously fucked up. Her neck looks like a giant penis.

 

[Yub]

I would've karma'd that if you'd managed to work a loop in there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG ICHEB LIKES TO TOUCH HIMSELF AT CONS!!!!111

 

[Dr Dave]

Find a room!

 

[Claude Ballsack]

Just 5 minutes ago I was asking God for a sign