String Theorist's new bride is cute :D

[jack]

Those look like casaba melons she's packing in that decolletage.

What's it like to jerk off using her tits?

 

[jack]

I understand why she posts you gave her many pearl necklaces for her dowry.

You really are an old fashioned kinda guy after all

 

[HAND GRENADE]

lol

 

[StringTheorist]

she? who? you aren't even making sense anymore

 

[jack]

hey I wouldn't be embarrassed if my wife's rack was huge like that, I'd spatter my pecker snot all over her uvula daily if I could using that cleavage for the crease.

 

[HAND GRENADE]

lolz, im starting to like this place.

 

[StringTheorist]

Oh, you were talking about that chick? Yay, she's really hot!

 

[jack]

does she gag when you come a lot?

 

[HAND GRENADE]

lol funny funny