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String theory

Gosh I hope so, that would be a cosmic tradgedseyfe if they couldn't. Did you know that if you unwound all of the string theory in your body you could stretch it to the moon and back six times?
 
I tested string theory one day with the room mates nasty old cat. It is now proven that the cat will eventually eat the string and poop half of it out. Snapping on the latex gloves, it is possible to attach a key or other small item to the end of the half pooped string. Inevitably the fat fucking cat will sit directly on the heating vent coming up through the floor & the key and string will dangle down through the grate. The end result of this scientific examination is that, everytime the cat tries to move off the heating vent it will get stuck and let out with a meow or yowl. Furthermore, as Pavlov proved - negative reinforcement conditions the cat to never sit on the heating vent again & deprive the house of warmth.
 
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