Stuck

[Love Child]

Usually I brag about the places I house sit, except for the one with ants, most of them are nice. Unfortunately I am housesitting for some people I never met before. This place stinks. It sucks. The cleanest thing in the house are the wine bottles. Im glad its only 1 more night.

 

[Love Child]

Plus I am horny. This place is not condusive to pleasuring ones self. Or inviting anyone over for that matter.

 

[Love Child]

I should start a thread asking what is the sleasiest place you have ever pleasured yourself. Lol but I am not sure I eant that vision.

 

['Gear]

I should start a thread asking what is the sleasiest place you have ever pleasured yourself. Lol but I am not sure I eant that vision.

I'm pretty sure I don't want to loose that info on a troll board. Not for real anyway.

 

[Love Child]

Lol.

 

[vixie]

Hi LC...

 

[Love Child]

Hi Vixie. Well I'm not horny anymore. So thats nice. Thank God for friends and lovers.

 

[vixie]

That's good news. Glad we cleared that up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My bed is pretty sleazey.

 

[Love Child]

Yes, yes it is! Lol best post ever! Thanks CaptainWacky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If I died and someone else took my bed, they wouldn't be able to sleep due to being haunted by the ghosts of my wanks.

 

[vixie]

Are your wanks interactive?

 

[jack]

I never masturbate.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So all that waxing poetic about the squeezing of the base on the uptroke -- you just heard about that secondhand?

 

[CaptainWacky]

::::chuckles::::