SUNDAY SPAM

[CaptainWacky]

ON THE SEVENTH DAY, GOD SPAMMED

 

[SilentBtViolent]

DAY OF TEH RESTE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIRD DAY HAMS, SIXTH DAY ALUMINUM CANS, SEVENTH DAY HE HAD A EUREKA MOMENT AFTER A FEW HEINEKINS

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND IT'S ALL FOR TH EMONEY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOD IS ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS YO AND THE PROPHETS ARE PISSED

 

[Ishcabittle]

On the eighth day, God decided to smoke all of the marijuana that he had created. On the ninth day, God decided to smoke all of the opium that he had created. On the three-hundred and seventy-fourth day, he woke up again.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Funny enough, the sun really isn't out today. Sunday my ass!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Today's Sunday, it's not even the seventh day, it's the first day.

 

[Ishcabittle]

BUT IT'S THE CHURCHE'S BIG BAKES SALES!!!! DON'T YOU WANT A SUPCAKE!!?!?!?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No but I do love the pancake breakfasts. MMmmmmm southern pancake breakfasts..

 

[Ishcabittle]

ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING O FMAKING CAKES OF PAN TODAY.

BUT I'VE GOT NO DOLLARS

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My wife is going to make burritos for dinner tonight!

But I have to cut the grass first.

Grass.

 

[whisky]

Make the grass depressed, and maybe it will cut itself.

 

[I Love Cunt]

^ ^ I can't follow that! I don't care who you are, thats funny right there!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Morgoth ate the sun.

 

[whisky]

Eggs speaks the truth, I did get the gist of the idea from a quote at Lonaf, but the guy himself said he didnt come up with it either, so the chain of passing it on goes on,

 

[whisky]

BTW, nice Av love child, she looks familier, I may have seen her in a magazine sometime.

 

[whisky]

damnit sir, you will answer!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S MY MOTHER

 

[Ishcabittle]

WRONG DAY, YUR ALL BANNED.