Super Cardboard Mario

[Mentalist]

Couldn't resist.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's their slow brother, Loogie. He got blown out of Wario's cannon one too many times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIS ANIMAL GUIDE WAS AN OLIPHAUNT.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mmmm Tim Olyphant...

Ya know, screw the cutesy double entendre. I WANNA FUCK THIS GUY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK HIM OVER AT CARDS, YOU SYA?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NO GIVE HIM A HEAD TO TOE TONGUE BATH AND THEN TAKE TURNS ANALLY PENTRATING EACH OTHER THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT A GAY RELATIONSHIP, THE SHARING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You double your wardrobe!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You can triple your wardrobe if you kill a male prostitute too. Only you have to get back to his house somehow.

So maybe you wear his skin and pretend like you're him and hope nobody notices.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd have to throw out all his mesh half-shirts tho. I hate that shit.

 

[headvoid]

he has a crooked smile, he would break your heart.

not sure you are so interested in his heart though

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't wear cltohes anyway