Supermeat with your morning tea.

[Archibald Nixon]

Foot or cock?

 

[jack]

TOO FUNNY

 

[Conchaga]

Someone needs to change the captions to read "I'm gonna shove this down YOUR neck!"

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Notice the chick gazing at it with her lips parted?

That was no accident.

 

[The Harlot]

Notice the chick gazing at it with her lips parted?

That was no accident.

Very suggestive? Is that legal, I mean, those mag's are peddled to little kids....

:|

 

[Cranky Bastard]

It's to appeal to their latent homo-eroticism.

 

[Conchaga]

All comic book renditions of men are homo-erotic.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I wouldn't say any of the Punisher artists portrayed him that way...

 

[Conchaga]

Well, in how they ink the character is what I'm talking about. They add more muscles than necessary for a normal character. That makes it homoerotic

 

[jack]

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I wouldn't say any of the Punisher artists portrayed him that way...

This is a joke, right?

Take a look at some of those Jusko (sp?) cover paintings.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Up until the mid 90s, i didn't see any. What came after, I know not.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

http://www.tcj.com/messboard/viewtopic.php?t=102

On the old board, this used to be a treasure trove of fucked-up panels & covers, A lot of them unintentionally sexual, certainly, but many of them definitely intentional. Hopefully someone saved it all before their messboard overhaul and can build this pale ghost of a thread back up to its former glory.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Okay, not a comics panel --but deserves inclusion.

 

[Conchaga]

Okay, not a comics panel --but deserves inclusion.

That's a bit old and has been posted on TK several times. There's a thread somewhere buried in the Tea Room or the TR Archives that has a whole slew of those type covers.

 

[Conchaga]

LMAO!!

 

[jack]

I did this a while back, using the TCJ thread as an inspiration and resource. Found out most of the trolls read comics

Mentalist has been running a rather exquisitely literate sticky thread on the Sandman, for example.

 

[Tyrant]

I sent this image to two friends, noting that the bat at Batman's crotch looked a helluva lot like a cock if you barely squinted your eyes, even right down to the head and the brown ring that seems to go around dongs (I forget what you call 'em). One friend said he couldn't even see the bat it was so phallic and the other said I was being a pervert. A week later the friend who thought I was crazy read an interview with the artist who admitted that he likes to "hide" dick imagery in his work. I called it!

...

 

[Tyrant]

Remember, people actually used to believe Liberace was straight!

People STILL think Clay Aiken is straight!

It's not Clay Aiken's sexuality I'm confused about, it's his gender.

I think we're missing the point. People still believe that Clay Aiken has talent.

Amusing.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

If he maintains that erection for more than four hours, the instructions on the box say that he should consult a physician.