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Surreal conversations

Sadistic Bastard

Sadistic Bastard

No Mercy
Actual excerpts...

"...so I decided to wear tennis-shoes in the shower. It's the only way I could get traction, even if she has her back up against the wall and her legs around me. She thought it was strange, but I didn't give her much time really worry about it..."

"...Dancer's briefs, tights, leotard, tutu, toes shoes and a costume are about the most effective chastity belt ever invented by man. It conceals very little about what's underneath, but is almost impossible to remove quickly without serious damage..."

"...being able to casually sleep with your secretary must have been a great 'perk', leading to more relaxed executives, relieved wives, and happy secretaries..."

"...absolutely you should wear panties. After all, I am entitled to the enjoyment of removing them..."

And, of course:
"...Only a Gentleman should be entrusted with the privilege of doing highly UN-gentlemanly things to you..."

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-SB
 
I dont remember the exact words, but it was about playing and controls and guick fingers and pushing the right buttons and of course it was about gaming, but I kept having all kinds of naughty thoughts.

;)
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No way in hell can I convey the hilarity of it, but here goes:

"DUDE! IT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE, YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM." :rofl:

"I'VE NEVER SEEN AN AMERICAN ONE, MUCH LESS A HAJJ. ALL I KNEW THAT WE WERE TAKING PSAF AND IT WAS COVER."

My buddy trying to explain that a Hajji beehive isn't the best place to take cover.
 
I don't really remember any of the actual conversations--it was a long time ago and I think I've tried to block the whole experience from my brain--but there may have been nothing in my life more surreal than the time me and an old college buddy extracted a dead (and sort of mummified) racoon from the flue of my aunt's fireplace. *shudder*
 
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