CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Was okay, but...
Team Michael beat Team JBL. Can't be bothered listing all the eliminations. Michaels, Rey and Khali survived. Captain Highpants pinned Morrison with a superkick.
RAW Divas beat Smackdown Divas. I think. Who can really tell them apart? Beth Phoenix survived, last eliminating Maryse.
Undertaker beat Big Show in a casket match. Not as good as their last few, but decent. Undertaker whipped Show into a vertical casket and it fell over and the door shut. So original, at least, I suppose.
Team Orton beat Team Batista. Orton and Cody Rhodes survived. Regal was elimination in like ten seconds. Okay match. Orton pinned Batista with the RKO after being all sneaky.
Okay, so they ran a story on WWE.com saying that Jeff Hardy has been found unconscious in his hotel room. Which is a bit in poor taste, you know, having someone with a history of drug use found in their hotel room is what happened with Eddie Guerrero three years ago...only he died. But it was all an angle of course. So it was made HHH versus Koslov...
Fans shat all over the match because they wanted Hardy and Koslov is dull. Then Vickie came out and said "he's here!" and you think she means Hardy...but it's Edge. With a wild beard. Then Jeff ran out too and accidently hit HHH with a chair, Edge speared everyone and pinned Hunter to win the belt. Edge always wins in such a way and it's a bit boring. And how come him and Vickie are back together? ASGKgfds. It was a surprise at least, I suppose.
Cena beat Jericho for the title. Fucking Cena. Match was pretty good. So Jericho has a second short title reign this year. GREAT. Give him some respect you assholes! At times it was like Jeircho was wrestling himself, as Cena was a bit stiff and slow and sluggish. And this is the second time this year he's come back from an injury in less than half the time he was supposed to take off. To be honest he'd going to end up dead or paralysed in his forties. Seriously, look at what happens to wrestlers! But hey, at least he'll have headlined a lot more ppvs by then, eh chaps?
Team Michael beat Team JBL. Can't be bothered listing all the eliminations. Michaels, Rey and Khali survived. Captain Highpants pinned Morrison with a superkick.
RAW Divas beat Smackdown Divas. I think. Who can really tell them apart? Beth Phoenix survived, last eliminating Maryse.
Undertaker beat Big Show in a casket match. Not as good as their last few, but decent. Undertaker whipped Show into a vertical casket and it fell over and the door shut. So original, at least, I suppose.
Team Orton beat Team Batista. Orton and Cody Rhodes survived. Regal was elimination in like ten seconds. Okay match. Orton pinned Batista with the RKO after being all sneaky.
Okay, so they ran a story on WWE.com saying that Jeff Hardy has been found unconscious in his hotel room. Which is a bit in poor taste, you know, having someone with a history of drug use found in their hotel room is what happened with Eddie Guerrero three years ago...only he died. But it was all an angle of course. So it was made HHH versus Koslov...
Fans shat all over the match because they wanted Hardy and Koslov is dull. Then Vickie came out and said "he's here!" and you think she means Hardy...but it's Edge. With a wild beard. Then Jeff ran out too and accidently hit HHH with a chair, Edge speared everyone and pinned Hunter to win the belt. Edge always wins in such a way and it's a bit boring. And how come him and Vickie are back together? ASGKgfds. It was a surprise at least, I suppose.
Cena beat Jericho for the title. Fucking Cena. Match was pretty good. So Jericho has a second short title reign this year. GREAT. Give him some respect you assholes! At times it was like Jeircho was wrestling himself, as Cena was a bit stiff and slow and sluggish. And this is the second time this year he's come back from an injury in less than half the time he was supposed to take off. To be honest he'd going to end up dead or paralysed in his forties. Seriously, look at what happens to wrestlers! But hey, at least he'll have headlined a lot more ppvs by then, eh chaps?
