SUSAN BOYLE CLAIMS AMERICA IN THE NAME OF SCOTLAND

[Cassie]

SHE PLANTED HER FLAG ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, SHE SANG HER WAY INTO OUR COLD HARD HEARTS. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's still around?

 

[Cassie]

Yes, she's in America. She's making the news rounds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are they going to do when they realise she can only sing one song?

 

[Cassie]

She has a record deal and a message from Donny Osmond!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I could have that if I tried.

 

[The Question]

Why the hell would anyone want a massage from Donny Osmond?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Marie used to really enjoy Donny's "massages".

 

[Cassie]

AT this point, I'd take a massage from Donny Osmond. I could close my eyes and pretend he's Captain Kirk.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe they're good friends. We all thought Kirk shouted "hey, Tommy!" as he drove past that kid in the movie, but he really say "hey, Donny Osmond! You have really prominent teeth!"

 

[dogbert]

Is Spamalot still playing? She could get a job there saying "I dont like Spam".