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Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Is not good for the complexion!! But I haven't been doing that for a little while, and I'm still breaking out. WTF?!? Did I just not learn to wash my face properly or what?

Anybody with complexion fixes out there?
 
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How does master chief fix them?
 
He wears a helmet.
 
Once I had a big zit, it looked like my pineal gland was attempting to emerge from my forehead, similar to that one Jeffrey Combs movie. I removed the entire layer of skin from that area to get rid of it, which created a big scar in the middle of my forehead instead. That was quite some time ago. The scar is long gone now, but I'm always wary about surgury in visible areas now.
 
Mirah said:
He wears a helmet.

Doesn't that just make them worse? Oh, as long as he doesn't take the helmet off.

I suppose makeup could cover it up, but I'd rather not put in the effort just to clog the pores more.
 
A belt sander and some 100 grain works pretty well, also.
 
Change your sheets & especially pillowcases.
 
Does Jim know you're using Frank?
 
You may think the sunglasses disguise him effectively, but I see through your cheap mirage.
 
Gonad said:
Is not good for the complexion!! But I haven't been doing that for a little while, and I'm still breaking out. WTF?!? Did I just not learn to wash my face properly or what?

Anybody with complexion fixes out there?

You are simply proud owner of an inferior complexion. Poor genetics and all that bafflegab. Yours truly never had a zit in his entire life. Naturally, that's what I get for being a mixture of Celt, Viking, Saxo, Anglo and Norman. In essence, I am clearly your superior. Hell, I am EVERYONE's superior here.
 
I'd say you don't need to wash your face differently so much as someone else needs to wash their 'bags' differently.
 
Like my first post stated, that may be true but isn't applicable right now. It is right now but wasn't when I posted this, anyways. Bags, hair, and pillowcase definitely.

Changed the pillowcase that night, I think it helped. But I need more pillowcases because the cat sleeps on it and that doesn't help so I'll have to put a clean one on more often.

Any other advice?
 
Mirah said:
Try Berts Bees face cleaner if you are into the all natural stuff. Or go to the mall and invest in some more expensive face cleaners. I never liked clinique too much, but bath and body works have some nice cleansers.
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=2484526

What do you recommend specifically? What do you prefer and why?
 
SaintLucifer said:
You are simply proud owner of an inferior complexion. Poor genetics and all that bafflegab. Yours truly never had a zit in his entire life. Naturally, that's what I get for being a mixture of Celt, Viking, Saxo, Anglo and Norman. In essence, I am clearly your superior. Hell, I am EVERYONE's superior here.

Ha ha, that doesn't work with me. You might very well be my superior in almost all aspects.
 
Gonad said:
Ha ha, that doesn't work with me. You might very well be my superior in almost all aspects.

You might very well be my superior in almost all aspects.

Whatever do you mean 'might'? I most certainly am superior to you in all aspects. Live with this truth and it shall set you free... free to be the loser you were born to be.
 
jack said:
Does Jim know you're using Frank?

jack said:
You may think the sunglasses disguise him effectively, but I see through your cheap mirage.

What's he gonna do, sic Pupshaw on me?
 
Review the multitude of products at http://www.skinstore.com/ This place has key guides for what the product is good for. You should be able to find something that would work. Myself, I use philosophy products. Give it a week and see the difference. The stuff is pricey, but it works. Or, you could try products with benzoperoxide. Better yet, see your dermatologist. Most of the big, red owie-type zits are caused by hormonal imbalance.
 
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