CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Doctor: Well Mister Nosegrabber the cloing process was 100% succesful and I've aged the clone 24 year so that he's the same age as you.
Nosegrabber: Hello, me.
Clone: Hello...brother.
Nosegrabber: Remarkable work, doctor.
Doctor: Well, I am a really good cloing and aging doctor!
Nosegrabber: Yes.
Clone: It's going to be fun getting to...what are you doing!?
(Nosegrabber pulls out a gun and shoots the clones right in the head.)
Doctor: Damn it man, what did you do that for?
Nosegrabber: Well, I've been threatening online to kill myself for years, so I decided to finally do it!
Doctor: Oh, very clever, kill your own clone so that you can "kill yourself" yourself without actually killing yourself. Brav-fucking-o.
Noesgrabber: Nah, I just shot him for practice.
(He turns the gun on himself and blows his own head off. The doctor sighs.)
IRONIC TWIST
Doctor: And I didn't even get the chance to tell him that they both had AIDS!
FIN
Nosegrabber: Hello, me.
Clone: Hello...brother.
Nosegrabber: Remarkable work, doctor.
Doctor: Well, I am a really good cloing and aging doctor!
Nosegrabber: Yes.
Clone: It's going to be fun getting to...what are you doing!?
(Nosegrabber pulls out a gun and shoots the clones right in the head.)
Doctor: Damn it man, what did you do that for?
Nosegrabber: Well, I've been threatening online to kill myself for years, so I decided to finally do it!
Doctor: Oh, very clever, kill your own clone so that you can "kill yourself" yourself without actually killing yourself. Brav-fucking-o.
Noesgrabber: Nah, I just shot him for practice.
(He turns the gun on himself and blows his own head off. The doctor sighs.)
IRONIC TWIST
Doctor: And I didn't even get the chance to tell him that they both had AIDS!
FIN
